Humor for today. Hope this works.

Hillbilly Medical Terms Benign..........................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria. Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan........................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her. Colic............................A sheep dog. Coma...........................A punctuation ...

AMA's thoughts on ObamaCare The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, ...

I like how they're at least able to laugh about it!! http://www.nowthisnews.com/news/dc-mean-tweets-episode-two/ I think there's three episodes, so when one is done, just click on the tab for the next one. ...

Thought we could all use a laugh. I got this email..... The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, co ...

This is funny whether you like him or not. I'll bet Obama would laugh at this. http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obamas_home_teleprompter?utm_source=videoembed ...

Because the holidays are fast approaching, I thought you could use a little chuckle. I hope you enjoy the information below. I found it to be funny but true to form. How many doctors do you work for that adhere strictly to these guidelines? DICTATION GUIDELINES FOR PHYSICIANS Adherence to these guidelines will assure the highest quality transcribed reports in the shortest amount of time. At the beginning of the dictation, take as deep a breath as you possibly can. Now, try to dictat ...

LOL, Snort. These docs really know their stuff. Am I missing something here? "Denied having any cataract extraction, but does have definite right cataract extraction." Also, the above patient is "quadriplegic and has severe ambulatory dysfunction." If this doc wasn't so bad, he'd be hilarious! ...

I thought this was funny about politicians - Its neutral. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40owQ7mQRok&feature=related ...

This is funny. Thought we could all use a laugh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjNTAna0IU0&feature=g-logo ...

Thought this was cute. Humor or relaity? Think I've had these kind of conservations here. LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGwtG8nVpUU&feature=related ...

To lighten the mood, this guy is a crack up. I think Obama must have watched him and used the taking no questions one. LOL The whole routine about politicians is funny. http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/2vzxrg/stand-up-brian-regan--brian-regan---politics ...

1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco Rubio are sworn into office. 2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty o ...

Romney certainly has a lot of that sharp and scintillating legendary Republican sense of humor. Here is the very funny story Romney told today in Wisconsin. (Journal-Sentinel) "Romney’s story involved the time more than 50 years ago that his father, George, an American Motors executive, shut down a factory in Michigan and moved the work to Wisconsin. “Now later he decided to run for governor of Michigan, and so you can imagine that having closed the factory and moved all the produc ...

Dictated: The patient thinks his chest pain came from eating steak for dinner. He said, ''It was the best steak in the world.'' VR: The patient thinks his chest pain came from eating stick for dinner. He said quote it was the best dick in the world quote. I love this doctor because he always tells stories, but this was not expected in the least. ...

Saturday Night Live's version: https://www.yahoo.com/politics/hillary-clintons-expected-announcement-skewered-116210593206.html ...

Disclaimer: This post is in no way intended to suggest that this sick political humor phenomenon is confined to one side of the aisle or the other. Yes, yes, yes, democrats have had their share in this, particularly when it comes to death wishes for W. No doubt. Is that clear? However, these citations are provided in follow-up to the earlier post regarding Fox Newsâ�� latest media blitz to crank up all that phoney outrage and yes, I am going to say it, hypocrisy over NH democrats who made ...

It's one of the things I like best about him!! I am ****** and I approved this message. ...

Because we could all use a chuckle, I wanted to share this cute comment I read somewhere on the internet today: Dear Religion: While you were debating what chicken sandwiches were O.K. to eat, I just landed on Mars. Sincerely, your friend, Science. Before anyone gets too bent out of shape, lighten up....it's just meant to be humorous. I like to laugh, even if it's at myself on occasion. ...

I'm looking for one that doesn't cause weight gain, edema, insomnia, or hair loss, but gives energy and makes you feel normal. Or is that asking too much? I want to try Effexor but the withdrawal horror stories online have so far kept me from doing that. ...

I did this little survey poll on favorite cookies. To keep it simple, there were 2 families, both with 5 kids, called the Blue family and the Red family. The blue family voted like this: Peanut butter -- 1 Chocolate chip -- 1 Oatmeal -- 1 Ginger -- 1 Oreos -- 1 Sugar -- 0 The red family had never tried any other kind of cookie but sugar, and so voted like this: Peanut butter -- 0 Chocolate chip -- 0 Oatmeal -- 0 Ginger -- 0 Oreos -- 0 Sugar -- 5 So the total results were: ...

I had heard this a couple months ago and now I know why they waited so long to do something. MIDTERMS. Most of the Dems must think this will get them re-elected so they must be getting nervous over the midterm elections. White House considers pre-midterm package of business tax breaks to spur hiring With just two months until the November elections, the White House is seriously weighing a package of business tax breaks - potentially worth hundreds of billions of dollars - to spur hiring and c ...

talking about killing babies at the abortion clinics. We've heard about the cutting of their spinal cords, now this. Stop funding Planned Parenthood. Link ...

"High-profile Republican politicians and their media surrogates are accusing President Obama and other top White House staff of "lying" to the public about last month's deadly assault on America's diplomatic post in Benghazi, Libya. This accusation not only misses the mark but also demonstrates how profoundly the accusers misunderstand how intelligence works. In fact, the White House's evolving timeline for what happened in Benghazi is proof of precisely the opposi ...

Why doI think this? 1. Because they're friends, have been friends for years and Donald didn't throw his hair into the ring until he'd talked it over with Bill Clinton. There's a documented 2-hour phone conversation with Bill Clinton prior to Trump infiltrating the GOP. 2. It's not rocket science: Every time the polls get close, within a few points, Cheeto makes a yuuuuge offensive statement to the press . He insults veterans, women, Americans of ...

Or they used to. I'm not sure. But exactly how many Navy Yards are there out there near DC? It's a bit stressful. I don't want to call and bug them. I'm sure they are fine. They're already stressed out enough as it is. I feel like screaming. *thanks I feel better* ...

If you feel too much of your time gets sucked up by the Internet - use a kitchen timer, set it for however long you want to be on the Internet per day, and stick to it. I am doing this French online learning course, and I always look over at the timer, because I want to get my time in with my French. It's a big help. In fact, a kitchen timer is a big help with any amorphous task, writing essays, painting, reading. Although the one I have is noisy (tick, tick), so I kind of bur ...

Give the dog a bone. ...

Had a PA accidentally Dermabond her glove to this poor little girl's head. They had to cut 2 sections of hair out to get fix it. I glued my butt to the floor once when laying tile, but dang...poor kid. ...

A while back I posted a message that the oil commodity prices were going up and the last time oil was about $90, gas went to over $4.00. Do you think there is less oil out there? The last time gas prices increased that much, oil companies reported record profits and Bush was president. Hmmm. Republicans have the House. I think I will go buy some oil stock. ...

Humor for today. Hope this works.

That worked! Good stuff ;) - Zville MT

FYI, that was previously posted on 9/14 - nm

Some things bear repeating. - sm

Previously posted - Mcg

That was funny - I actually saw that episode - and wondered....

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