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Thought we could all use a laugh. I got this email..... The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, co ...

This is funny whether you like him or not. I'll bet Obama would laugh at this. http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obamas_home_teleprompter?utm_source=videoembed ...

This is funny. Thought we could all use a laugh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjNTAna0IU0&feature=g-logo ...

Thought this was cute. Humor or relaity? Think I've had these kind of conservations here. LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGwtG8nVpUU&feature=related ...

To lighten the mood, this guy is a crack up. I think Obama must have watched him and used the taking no questions one. LOL The whole routine about politicians is funny. http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/2vzxrg/stand-up-brian-regan--brian-regan---politics ...

1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco Rubio are sworn into office. 2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty o ...

Saturday Night Live's version: https://www.yahoo.com/politics/hillary-clintons-expected-announcement-skewered-116210593206.html ...

Disclaimer: This post is in no way intended to suggest that this sick political humor phenomenon is confined to one side of the aisle or the other. Yes, yes, yes, democrats have had their share in this, particularly when it comes to death wishes for W. No doubt. Is that clear? However, these citations are provided in follow-up to the earlier post regarding Fox Newsâ�� latest media blitz to crank up all that phoney outrage and yes, I am going to say it, hypocrisy over NH democrats who made ...

and hope all of you stay safe up and down the East Coast during Sandy's battering. If it's as bad as last year, it's gonna be a lot of trouble for a lot of people. In some places, there are still a lot of leaves on the trees and Halloween last year brings back some ugly memories. Take precautions and stay safe. ...

Hillbilly Medical Terms Benign..........................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria. Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan........................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her. Colic............................A sheep dog. Coma...........................A punctuation ...

AMA's thoughts on ObamaCare The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, ...

I like how they're at least able to laugh about it!! http://www.nowthisnews.com/news/dc-mean-tweets-episode-two/ I think there's three episodes, so when one is done, just click on the tab for the next one. ...

Because the holidays are fast approaching, I thought you could use a little chuckle. I hope you enjoy the information below. I found it to be funny but true to form. How many doctors do you work for that adhere strictly to these guidelines? DICTATION GUIDELINES FOR PHYSICIANS Adherence to these guidelines will assure the highest quality transcribed reports in the shortest amount of time. At the beginning of the dictation, take as deep a breath as you possibly can. Now, try to dictat ...

LOL, Snort. These docs really know their stuff. Am I missing something here? "Denied having any cataract extraction, but does have definite right cataract extraction." Also, the above patient is "quadriplegic and has severe ambulatory dysfunction." If this doc wasn't so bad, he'd be hilarious! ...

Romney certainly has a lot of that sharp and scintillating legendary Republican sense of humor. Here is the very funny story Romney told today in Wisconsin. (Journal-Sentinel) "Romney’s story involved the time more than 50 years ago that his father, George, an American Motors executive, shut down a factory in Michigan and moved the work to Wisconsin. “Now later he decided to run for governor of Michigan, and so you can imagine that having closed the factory and moved all the produc ...

Dictated: The patient thinks his chest pain came from eating steak for dinner. He said, ''It was the best steak in the world.'' VR: The patient thinks his chest pain came from eating stick for dinner. He said quote it was the best dick in the world quote. I love this doctor because he always tells stories, but this was not expected in the least. ...

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It's one of the things I like best about him!! I am ****** and I approved this message. ...

Because we could all use a chuckle, I wanted to share this cute comment I read somewhere on the internet today: Dear Religion: While you were debating what chicken sandwiches were O.K. to eat, I just landed on Mars. Sincerely, your friend, Science. Before anyone gets too bent out of shape, lighten up....it's just meant to be humorous. I like to laugh, even if it's at myself on occasion. ...

I know many of you don't like Breitbart, but there's no commentary, just a statement from the DOJ. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/07/14/DOJ-investigate-Zimmerman?utm_source=BreitbartNews&utm_medium=facebook ...

So, I'm a conservative pretty much to the core. Not as far right as Rush, definitely nowhere near Michael Savage, more kinda like Sean Hannity. This whole thing about the DC Sniper being put to death tonight kinda has me bugged. The death penalty is supposed to be a conservative belief. I realize he killed 10 people in cold blood but who are we to play God and take his life too? I do understand the Bible saying "an eye for an eye". I read a lot of true crime, ...

http://www.comcast.net/slideshow/news-politics-politicalsexscandals/ ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1267136/Father-banned-driving-getting-wheel-toy-Barbie-car-drunk.html ...

Dictator said: He is aware that Obama is the president. System typed: He is aware of the vomitus the president. ...

I never saw James Carville so furious and I don't blame him. This is oil spill is absolutely unforgiveable. The marshlands are being destroyed and probably the whole fishing industry for a few years, if not more than decades. I was reading other reports yesterday and I always read the poster's comments. Some say stop depending on oil and depend on nuclear, solar, and wind. That's easier said than done. Solar and wind are expensive and not a guarantee for northern climates. N ...

It's titled: "The Obama That I Used To Know." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJnAp3YxCCw It rings true for the disenfranchised Americans who now realize they were sold a bill of goods at the last election. See what you think of it. ...

Spoken: She continues to run down the halls. VR: She continues to Ron Paul's. ...

Why does it seem like only the narrow-minded right wingers post on this forum? I hate to tell you, but Romney lies as much if not more than Obama. He will sit there and say he wants to create jobs in the US while having profited greatly from offshoring. That's just the tip of the iceburg. ...

Is anyone else here put off by political pundits? I don't care if they're democrat or republican, they all get under my skin. Half the time, they're just spouting crap to get their troops all riled up and boost ratings. They often yell, cut people off and mock their callers. I enjoy reading the news and don't need it spoonfed to me by some partisan blowhard. I don't care who they are! Anybody else agree? ...

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