LOL today...

A while back I posted a message that the oil commodity prices were going up and the last time oil was about $90, gas went to over $4.00. Do you think there is less oil out there? The last time gas prices increased that much, oil companies reported record profits and Bush was president. Hmmm. Republicans have the House. I think I will go buy some oil stock. ...

I cannot believe it. I had hardly any pain yesterday except after the drops were put in and today I can see to read quite a lot, not fine print, but can read this board and some other things. The colors are so bright and the white is so white and bright. I feel like I have new eyes. Thanks so much for praying all of you. BTW, they had to delay surgery for me and the first patient because something was wrong on the light. They finally got that fixed and I was only 20 minutes late going ...

Supposedly, DHS shut down 20 of these birth tourist homes, all in California. It costs up to $50K for the Chinese mothers-to-be to come and stay here, having their babies in a regular hospital, and then go home. The Fourteenth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution grants automatic citizenship to everyone born in the United States. It was intended to ensure that freed slaves would be able to claim citizenship they rightly deserved. Today, however, some creative "birth tourists" are ta ...

Believe it or not, I got a wonderful cat at a shelter today! He is a gorgeous black cat, looks like a little panther, and is incredibly affectionate and good natured. He had been there quite a while because the shelter people said they have such a hard time placing black cats! He is a love (and my third black cat), and I am so glad that a friend of mine suggested I take a black cat! So, no Savannah cat, no pit, no Rottie, just a wonderful and loving black cat! He is a very peaceful creature ...

gem. He made fun of the inexpensive raingear the Nascar fans were wearing. Smart, real smart. ...

Here is another one to keep all of you laughing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFPw5ojZYGw&feature=related ...

Had a bad day? It could have been worse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1CjvMTHbKc ...

This is a very funny one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWrj9TaA0Mc ...

I couldn't make up my mind on which one to send so I am posting both as today's funny. Here is another one for the animal lovers like me. Very cute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBR_gWJmwE ...

Today is a choice Today is a choice. Choose to make it beautiful and productive. Today is filled with challenges, opportunities, frustrations, possibilities and much more. Choose to make good and meaningful use of it all. No matter what you have chosen or failed to choose in the past, today you can choose to live at your highest, most fulfilling level. No matter what today brings, you can respond with love, kindness, joy, gratitude and genuine enthusiasm for making a positive difference. In ...

I'm a 47-year-old female always been healthy except for some aggravating sinus symptoms. I went in for my physical today and here's what I got: Height 5'7"; Weight 130 lbs; BMI 20.4, BP 112/74. I've never been on any medications and have no medical problems for medications. Well, my doc said she'd like to do a baseline EKG and here are the results.... "Sinus rhythm with PVCs; rSr' (V1) - probable normal variant; Possible anterior infarct - age und ...

Today, ASR heard the doctors name to be Dr. Shaky BUN. I just about laughed myself out of the chair. ...

One of our dogs died today. My husband just found her in her dog house. She was at least 15 years old. She was the mother of two of my other dogs. She was such a good dog. I am so sad...just needed to tell somebody...thanks ...

I'm surprised no one on this board commented on it yet. I watched it and he seems pretty pi$$ed. I just hope he really means what he said this time. As he said, it is his responsibility. Maybe now he will stop blaming the former administration and focus on being a president instead of a puppet. The only problem I see is that talk is cheap. Implementation of what his plans are for the terrorist problem has yet to be seen. I did miss the press conference between Homeland Security ...

So first I got a fruit basket delivered today from one of my accounts. Very nice. Then I got my mail and there was a X-mas card from our next door neighbor. They are retired, in their 80s, and live in Florida for the winter. Since we live in an area that has plenty of snow, we (usually me) shovel or snowblow their sidewalk whenever needed. In the past they have always sent a X-mas card with a check for my husband for doing the snowblowing, I think usually about $50. ...

At the end of a below-the-knee amputation, "Tourniquet was let down at the end of the case. The toes were pink and vascularly intact." Huh? ...

Patient was on DVD prophylaxis. I think I could use a little of that! ...

Mine is Jeans, red blouse with white polka dots and sandals. ...

In a sleep study report: "The patient reports that she occasionally wakes up in bed with a jerk." ...

Dictator said: toxoplasmosis ASR typed: tox the Plaza Moses ...

NBC/WSJ Poll out todayObama Job approval 49%Favorable/UnfavorableObama 48/39Romney 33/36Preference for CongressDemocrat controlled 46%Republican controlled 44%Who would you vote forObama 49%Romney 43%Support TeapartyYes 25%No 64%Caring about average peopleObama 52%Romney 22%Women's IssuesObama 49%Romney 21%Looking out for Middle ClassObmam 48%Romney 27%Commander in ChiefObama 43%Romney 33%Consistent and standing up for his beliefsObama 41%Romney 30%Honest and straigt forwardObama 37%Ro ...

Here I am in Wisconsin on my way to the polls saddened by the fact that no matter which way I vote my state is going to be harmed. Barrett?? Walker?? Is there no one out there anymore who is actually interested in the populace they are SUPPOSED to be working for?? ...

1. They removed God from their platform - and then they actually BOOED when they had to jam it back in. Barry knew all about this, incidentally, and had absolutely no objection to the removal action - until the political potato got too hot for him to handle. Now he's pretending that he rode in like the Lone Ranger and "saved God". Disgusting. 2. A Dem leader in Florida said that Christians want Jews to be massacred. 3. A Dem legislator in Arkansas plead ...

"To an observer, it looks like the sharks lose their mind biting at anything that's in their way in an uncontrollable rage. They thrash around, their snouts elevating and their backs arching, all signs that indicate an impending attack. Some accounts tell of sharks eating each other and of sharks continuing to feed even after they've been disemboweled by other sharks." ...

kids' deadbeat dad, no job and no UI, I have to beg for financial assistance at church. I hope they can help me. If not, I am royally screwed:((( ...

I'm just about over being sick. I don't have to work today. The whole day stretches before me in pure luxurious possibility. Yes, I have to do more "job hunting," no the job hunt really isn't going that well. But today, I'm gonna set that aside. I'm reading Longfellow (poet), I really like it, it's easy to read - poetry that's easy to read, what a concept! I'm also working on a poem and my novel. It's like 24 hours' ...

Got the car fixed - several things wrong with it - so hopefully fingers crossed it will make it through the winter. The whole winter. And there's another car here, so if worse came to worst, I could take that. Moral of the story - a big stress is when "worse comes to worst" is on the horizon, and you have to live with that possibility day in and day out. So one aspect of that is gone. Bought a nice velveteen-ish jacket at Salvation Army - eight dollars - it is pitiful wh ...

LOL today...

LOL. Thanks. Needed that. - New hairstyle fad?

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