Funny how distraction works, isn't it? No one is (sm)

Last night a white-supremacist right-wing gun nut murdered nine worshippers in a black church. Today we've got three different threads here, all created within 15 minutes of one another: Palestinian Authority Arabs Hurl Firebombs at Jews - at Joseph's Tomb.Four people killed, five wounded in China mass shooting Boko Harm attacks villages, kills 40. I admit to being naturally suspicious, but even so it feels to me like someone is trying to draw attention away from the very real pr ...

I'm looking for one that doesn't cause weight gain, edema, insomnia, or hair loss, but gives energy and makes you feel normal. Or is that asking too much? I want to try Effexor but the withdrawal horror stories online have so far kept me from doing that. ...

I did this little survey poll on favorite cookies. To keep it simple, there were 2 families, both with 5 kids, called the Blue family and the Red family. The blue family voted like this: Peanut butter -- 1 Chocolate chip -- 1 Oatmeal -- 1 Ginger -- 1 Oreos -- 1 Sugar -- 0 The red family had never tried any other kind of cookie but sugar, and so voted like this: Peanut butter -- 0 Chocolate chip -- 0 Oatmeal -- 0 Ginger -- 0 Oreos -- 0 Sugar -- 5 So the total results were: ...

I had heard this a couple months ago and now I know why they waited so long to do something. MIDTERMS. Most of the Dems must think this will get them re-elected so they must be getting nervous over the midterm elections. White House considers pre-midterm package of business tax breaks to spur hiring With just two months until the November elections, the White House is seriously weighing a package of business tax breaks - potentially worth hundreds of billions of dollars - to spur hiring and c ...

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"High-profile Republican politicians and their media surrogates are accusing President Obama and other top White House staff of "lying" to the public about last month's deadly assault on America's diplomatic post in Benghazi, Libya. This accusation not only misses the mark but also demonstrates how profoundly the accusers misunderstand how intelligence works. In fact, the White House's evolving timeline for what happened in Benghazi is proof of precisely the opposi ...

Why doI think this? 1. Because they're friends, have been friends for years and Donald didn't throw his hair into the ring until he'd talked it over with Bill Clinton. There's a documented 2-hour phone conversation with Bill Clinton prior to Trump infiltrating the GOP. 2. It's not rocket science: Every time the polls get close, within a few points, Cheeto makes a yuuuuge offensive statement to the press . He insults veterans, women, Americans of ...

Or they used to. I'm not sure. But exactly how many Navy Yards are there out there near DC? It's a bit stressful. I don't want to call and bug them. I'm sure they are fine. They're already stressed out enough as it is. I feel like screaming. *thanks I feel better* ...

If you feel too much of your time gets sucked up by the Internet - use a kitchen timer, set it for however long you want to be on the Internet per day, and stick to it. I am doing this French online learning course, and I always look over at the timer, because I want to get my time in with my French. It's a big help. In fact, a kitchen timer is a big help with any amorphous task, writing essays, painting, reading. Although the one I have is noisy (tick, tick), so I kind of bur ...

Give the dog a bone. ...

He not only condones it but he seems rather proud of the "misinformation" (LIES) he tells!! http://politicalmemes.blogspot.com/2013/10/rand-paul-r-ky-misinformation-quote-meme.html ...

I've come across some funny voice recognition, but this one...well, you be the judge! Dictated: ICD-9 code. Voice recognized as: Psychogenic potatoes!! ...

Here's a funny one just got not too long ago... "The patient smokes a six-pack of beer per week." DUHHHH.... ...

ASR transcribed: Follow the penis been discontinued. Should've been: Felodipine has been discontinued. ...

Dictated: Unable to assess the penis collapse. Should be: Unable to assess the venous collapse. Happy Monday!!! ...

Got this on a VR report today!!! Lexapro beef for his known drug allergies. ...

http://airamerica.com/ondemand/10-15-2009/the-republican-iphone-application-video/ ...

Doctor tried spelling a simple word, "celery," but spelled it out as S-A-L-E-R-Y. almost fell out of my chair laughing. ...

Dictates "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches David Letterman." VR says "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches meat." This will keep me giggling all night. ...

I have another funny clip for all of you. Enjoy it and keep laughing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbCY_yRWOc ...

The 10 Differences Between Fox News and MSNBC By Ken Kupchik Fox News fans defend their network's journalistic integrity by pointing to high ratings and MSNBC as the liberal equivalent. While the comparison may seem valid on the surface, there are glaring differences between the two networks. 10) Fox News claims "fair and balanced" coverage, while MSNBC is simply "the place for politics." 9) MSNBC devotes a three-hour daily segment to Joe Scarborough, a conservative from Newt Ging ...

"The patient is a 46 year old woman with a history of depression who recently broke up with her seven-year-old boyfriend." - She likes them young! ...

think so, don't bother reading it. As Thanksgiving approaches and the turkeys go from writing their bucket lists to brine buckets, we should all stop and realize that there is a lot to be thankful for. Here is Air America's top ten list of things every progressive should be smiling about. 10) A president who can form a coherent sentence, and answer serious questions without a perpetual smirk. 9) Lou Dobbs running for president, disproving the theory that he is a narcissistic ...

We had one today that read, The patient appears to be (present) with fetus in cephalic presentation. This should have read pregnant. We got a good laugh from this one. ...

VR: ...neuromuscular reeducation with cannabis repositioning. (are they teaching her how to pass it?) s/b: ...canalith repositioning. ...

Doctor said: SKIN: No rashes, lesions, or lacerations of any kind appreciated. VR output: SKIN: No rashes, lesions, or lacerations of a cat appreciated. ...

Dictator: ... the patient was extubated and sent to the PACU in stable condition. VR: The patient was extubated and sent packing in stable conditon. ...

The patient's temperature was 100 degrees orally, but went up to 103.5 shortly thereafter, and therefore was arrested. Egads....I don't like the laws in that state. ha ha ...

Funny how distraction works, isn't it? No one is (sm)

I'll let you answer that question - sm

It wasn't Planned Parenthood. - nm.

You KNOW how the Libs love to kill babies - any age, any time--all in the name

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