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Hillbilly Medical Terms Benign..........................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria. Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan........................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her. Colic............................A sheep dog. Coma...........................A punctuation ...

AMA's thoughts on ObamaCare The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, ...

Thought we could all use a laugh. I got this email..... The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, co ...

This is funny whether you like him or not. I'll bet Obama would laugh at this. http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obamas_home_teleprompter?utm_source=videoembed ...

Because the holidays are fast approaching, I thought you could use a little chuckle. I hope you enjoy the information below. I found it to be funny but true to form. How many doctors do you work for that adhere strictly to these guidelines? DICTATION GUIDELINES FOR PHYSICIANS Adherence to these guidelines will assure the highest quality transcribed reports in the shortest amount of time. At the beginning of the dictation, take as deep a breath as you possibly can. Now, try to dictat ...

LOL, Snort. These docs really know their stuff. Am I missing something here? "Denied having any cataract extraction, but does have definite right cataract extraction." Also, the above patient is "quadriplegic and has severe ambulatory dysfunction." If this doc wasn't so bad, he'd be hilarious! ...

I thought this was funny about politicians - Its neutral. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40owQ7mQRok&feature=related ...

This is funny. Thought we could all use a laugh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjNTAna0IU0&feature=g-logo ...

Thought this was cute. Humor or relaity? Think I've had these kind of conservations here. LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGwtG8nVpUU&feature=related ...

To lighten the mood, this guy is a crack up. I think Obama must have watched him and used the taking no questions one. LOL The whole routine about politicians is funny. http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/2vzxrg/stand-up-brian-regan--brian-regan---politics ...

1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco Rubio are sworn into office. 2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty o ...

Romney certainly has a lot of that sharp and scintillating legendary Republican sense of humor. Here is the very funny story Romney told today in Wisconsin. (Journal-Sentinel) "Romney’s story involved the time more than 50 years ago that his father, George, an American Motors executive, shut down a factory in Michigan and moved the work to Wisconsin. “Now later he decided to run for governor of Michigan, and so you can imagine that having closed the factory and moved all the produc ...

Dictated: The patient thinks his chest pain came from eating steak for dinner. He said, ''It was the best steak in the world.'' VR: The patient thinks his chest pain came from eating stick for dinner. He said quote it was the best dick in the world quote. I love this doctor because he always tells stories, but this was not expected in the least. ...

Saturday Night Live's version: https://www.yahoo.com/politics/hillary-clintons-expected-announcement-skewered-116210593206.html ...

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Disclaimer: This post is in no way intended to suggest that this sick political humor phenomenon is confined to one side of the aisle or the other. Yes, yes, yes, democrats have had their share in this, particularly when it comes to death wishes for W. No doubt. Is that clear? However, these citations are provided in follow-up to the earlier post regarding Fox Newsâ�� latest media blitz to crank up all that phoney outrage and yes, I am going to say it, hypocrisy over NH democrats who made ...

It's one of the things I like best about him!! I am ****** and I approved this message. ...

Because we could all use a chuckle, I wanted to share this cute comment I read somewhere on the internet today: Dear Religion: While you were debating what chicken sandwiches were O.K. to eat, I just landed on Mars. Sincerely, your friend, Science. Before anyone gets too bent out of shape, lighten up....it's just meant to be humorous. I like to laugh, even if it's at myself on occasion. ...

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