VR blooper - I know surgery is getting faster but

What VR heard: " Long-term care was discussed with Mr. So and so in the presence of his bowels" What was really said: "Long-term care was discussed with Mr. So and so in the presnce of his spouse" Dictation was clear as a bell, no accent on the doc's part! Yeah, the system is really "learing". It's getting better and better every day... NOT! haha! ...

Just had to post this "blooper" of one of my docs who was extremely tired! Thought it would bring a smile to someone's face who normally would just have been aggravated by it! Here's the quote...can you 'catch' it?... "She is approximately 4 weeks' postpartum. She is not pregnant." Hmm...ya think? LOL! I love my job and though there are sooo many MTs here that seem to hate the fact that God even gives them breath to wake up in the morning in order ...

VR: Patient advised to eat urine. Correct: Patient advised to eat yogurt. There should be a separate board just for funny VR bloopers to at least give us something to laugh about! ...

Dictated: "Probable hepatic steatosis"VR typed: "Robert below Patrick steatosis" ...

Was going along editing the dictation when out of the blue SR hears "the patient has been evaluated previously by a stray cat." Should have been,"the patient has been evaluated previously by a psychiatrist. I'd rather be evaluated by a stray cat on any day!! Being a cat lover, this instantly planted a visual in my head of a cat wearing specs, sitting behind a desk, with a writing pad jotting down notes, as I go on and on about how difficult my job has become...I wonder what it wou ...

Dictated: The patient has a history of painful periods since her teenage years, which was stable until she delivered an 11-year-old child. Now that is a good trick. Skip infancy and just deliver older children... ...

VR: "patient's stools are soft and tasty". Made me laugh. :) ...

The speech wreck engine offered up "California." The dictator actually said "schizophrenia." Sometimes, truth can be found in the oddest places.... And I live in California, so I can say that! Discuss among yourselves; I have work to do. Yes, I have work. :) ...

ASR put "The next patient is ON MY KNEE". Doc was actually dictating the patient's name. ...

"West Antarctica has warmed much more than scientists had thought over the last half century, new research suggests, an ominous finding given that the huge ice sheet there may be vulnerable to long-term collapse, with potentially drastic effects on sea levels. A paper released Sunday by the journal Nature Geoscience reports that the temperature at a research station in the middle of West Antarctica has warmed by 4.4 degrees Fahrenheit since 1958. That is roughly twice as muc ...

They're sending Chelsea out to attack Sanders, which is not being well received by Democrats whoever they support. It's very depressing to think that we have another generation of Clintons who will pollute the political environment for years to come. ...

Sounds good to me! ...

Hospital is in Rhode Island. Scary stuff. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,571287,00.html?test=latestnews ...

I would like prayer for my husband and for myself. My husband needs a surgery to fix his vertebraes in his neck and we have been looing for a way to get it done. I have applied at the state and it is held up until and if they do select our name. I have been looking for a medical grant of some sort to get it paid. Also, I am going to start school in March,2010 for MEdical Transcriptionist, and I have received a pell grant but I need a way to pay my living costs while I go ...

I am just trying to get as much info as possible. Looks right now like it will be a RNY in India (insurance does not cover it, cost including air fair and all medical costs around $8,000 compared to 25-30,000 in the USA.) Has anyone here gone through it and how was the process? Was it open or lap? What was the recovery time? How have you adapted to the dietary changes afterwards? ...

If so, do you need readers for computer work? How soon did you return to transcribing? ...

How soon after cataract surgery did you return to transcription? What lens did you have implanted? I have beginnings of cataracts and am considering RLE (refractive lens exchange). Has anyone tried this? I am not a LASIK candidate because of dry eyes and large pupils. ...

I am having upcoming surgery and do not want to use what little bit of sick time I have (because then I'm in a pickle if I get the flu or something). I inquired if I could use a few vacation days and then have a few off unpaid if needed (because I often use vacation days for necessary things rather than something pleasant). I was told I could either go the FMLA route and will have to eat up any sick time I have or have to use all vacation time, which will wipe mine out. Do most ...

Found out today I need to have my gallbladder removed due to stones and irritation of the pancreas. Can someone who has had this surgery tell me how long they were off work? Thanks in advance! ...

Did anyone have surgery for de Quervain's tenosynovitis? I had one injection a year ago, which resolved the issue. However, a few months later the condition returned worse than ever. My surgeon said the procedure "usually" eliminates the problem, but scar tissue may form which would cause pain, and the need for an additional procedure. ...

I'm hoping someone on this board will have had, or know someone who has had, vein ablation therapy, also called EVLT and EVLA. It's done in the doctor's office under Versed twilight sedation and local numbing medicine in each incision on the leg. I have chronic venous insufficiency, which has, over the past year, taken a toll on my life. I have constant aching pain in both calves every waking moment. The pain even wakes me in up from sleep. Both ankle ...

Enough to say to the world that his colleagues are not owned by or subordinate to Trump. I don't have the stomach to call myself a pub after what they've done for 40 years, but he makes me proud anyway. Order, what a concept. Bet wanna be king Trump is furious. McCain has more balls than ANY of those who defend Trump's incompetent narcissistic words and actions ...

Has anyone out there had rotator cuff surgery? I am afraid that is what I am facing. I am having an MRI in a few days and then probably talking to a surgeon. It has gotten to the point that I can't handle the pain anymore when I "forget" and use that arm the wrong way. How long did it take you to get back to working?? I can't afford to be out 6 weeks as I have no disability insurance and basically as an MT living from paycheck to paycheck. I do have 2 wee ...

I've been a MT for about 30 yrs. I had to go on disability due to back pain, then had 2 back surgeries. Thank God the neurosurgeon did a GREAT job and I'm ready to go back to work, but I HAVE to get up at least once an hour to walk for like 15 minutes. What do I tell (if I do) a prospective employer that I have this problem? How do I do this? I've got to get back to work now! Thanks! ...

I decided to contact one of the managers where I had my cataract surgery about 4 weeks ago now as striving to see what other options might be open for me. Needless to say I do not have any desire to return to the original surgeon, not that he failed but with his flaring up about a perfectly innocent comment from me, will not trust him in going forward with any tweeking that might need to be done. I have an appointment to see the manager on Monday. I like to speak face to face with a person, not ...

So I went to the orthopedist in May, had xray of my shoulder. At that time it was popping quite a bit and hurting (hurting that is until I got to the office, but you know how that is). Bottom line, xray done, doctor studied for a minute (could see his scanning as he was directly outside the room pondering the radiograph). He said you can just watch and if it should become more painful then surgery. Ok so it got worse over these few months. Am trying to sit operation up, getting okay from PCP (to ...

Wish had never had nerve block to help with pain afterwards, now neck pain, etc. and just seeing if any others had this happen to them. ...

Cousin to have the other leg operated on today. It is his femur and they will put him on his stomach for that. He is still having much pain, but he wished his mother Happy Birthday which meant a lot to her. He doesn't stay awake long though. Please pray for him. This leg has a worse chance to have infection. So far temp is 97. ...

Hi Fellow MTs: I was wondering if anyone that has had their GB out has had any pain with the trocar sites that bothered them. I am 1 month out from GB surgery and it seems as though I have more pain in one of these sites than the others. It is a slight throbbing type pain and I have good days and bad days with some nausea, but not a lot. Luckily I have Phenergan for nausea. I know that some people have GB symptoms after surgery but it w ...

Anyone underwent PPH gun surgery for mucosal prolapse and hemorrhoids? I was operated on 14th June and it's over 2 weeks now and 70% of the symptoms are still there. What is the recovery period? Any experiences? ...

VR blooper - I know surgery is getting faster but

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