This has GOT to be the best speech wreck blooper yet.

If they're handing out trips to Japan as a cure for peeing your pants, count me in! Hadn't heard that one before, made me chuckle for the night. ...

Last line of the report was "He may need psychiatric evaluation."The speech wreck engine had the dictator saying "I may need psychiatric evaluation."Come to think of it, so may I.... where do I sign up?? ...

What VR heard: " Long-term care was discussed with Mr. So and so in the presence of his bowels" What was really said: "Long-term care was discussed with Mr. So and so in the presnce of his spouse" Dictation was clear as a bell, no accent on the doc's part! Yeah, the system is really "learing". It's getting better and better every day... NOT! haha! ...

Just had to post this "blooper" of one of my docs who was extremely tired! Thought it would bring a smile to someone's face who normally would just have been aggravated by it! Here's the quote...can you 'catch' it?... "She is approximately 4 weeks' postpartum. She is not pregnant." Hmm...ya think? LOL! I love my job and though there are sooo many MTs here that seem to hate the fact that God even gives them breath to wake up in the morning in order ...

VR: Patient advised to eat urine. Correct: Patient advised to eat yogurt. There should be a separate board just for funny VR bloopers to at least give us something to laugh about! ...

Dictated: "Probable hepatic steatosis"VR typed: "Robert below Patrick steatosis" ...

Was going along editing the dictation when out of the blue SR hears "the patient has been evaluated previously by a stray cat." Should have been,"the patient has been evaluated previously by a psychiatrist. I'd rather be evaluated by a stray cat on any day!! Being a cat lover, this instantly planted a visual in my head of a cat wearing specs, sitting behind a desk, with a writing pad jotting down notes, as I go on and on about how difficult my job has become...I wonder what it wou ...

Dictated: The patient has a history of painful periods since her teenage years, which was stable until she delivered an 11-year-old child. Now that is a good trick. Skip infancy and just deliver older children... ...

VR: "patient's stools are soft and tasty". Made me laugh. :) ...

a 10-second right hemicolectomy? (dictated: October 2008 right hemicolectomy) ...

ASR put "The next patient is ON MY KNEE". Doc was actually dictating the patient's name. ...

My husband has a passive-aggressive personality, and he's often acted out through driving when he's annoyed/mad about something. He denies it, but I don't think I'm paranoid. I'm so sick of this and it's affecting how I feel about him overall. I am constantly on the lookout because he's gawking and not paying attention to what he's doing. Last week he nearly ran a red light, turned in front of another car that had the right of way, and swerv ...

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) says he shares colleagues’ concerns that the Affordable Care Act could become a “train wreck” if it’s not implemented properly. Reid warned that people will not be able to choose health insurance plans on government health exchanges if federal authorities lack the resources to set them up and educate the public. “Max said unless we implement this properly it’s going to be a train wreck, and I agree with him,&r ...

http://twitchy.com/2013/10/17/obamacare-train-wreck-americans-tweet-anger-surprise-over-cancellations-higher-premiums/ ...

Get down on your knees, Mooch, and pull the weeds yourself, you Lazy *** ...

Immigration: State officials are warning that President Obama's de facto amnesty easily enables illegals to cast ballots in U.S. elections — effectively canceling out the votes of American citizens. This is how a republic is wrecked. They say a nation that has no borders is no longer a nation. But for state officials who are seeing "a massive problem" of illegals voting in U.S. elections after President Obama's questionable amnesty of 5 million, it's real life, accordi ...

I would suggest that not only our leaders but every citizen of USA should pay attention to this advice. How scary is that? It is a sad day when a Communist Leader makes more sense than our LEADERS here in the U.S.A., but here it is! Vladimir Putin's speech - SHORTEST SPEECH EVER. Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, addressed the Duma, (Russian Parliament), and gave a speech about the tensions with minorities in Russia: "In Russia, live like ...

On The View just now they were talking about keeping your feet warm. Barbara Walters MEANT to say "......women who keep their SOCKS on", but it came out "women who keep their SEX on" A Freudian slip? ...

http://www.c-spanvideo.org/clip/4353213 ...

I'm confused on all the time stamps and tagging with these HITs. I also couldn't get the audio to play on the test. Is anybody working for Speech Ink successfully? ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk ...

I'm surprised no one on this board commented on it yet. I watched it and he seems pretty pi$$ed. I just hope he really means what he said this time. As he said, it is his responsibility. Maybe now he will stop blaming the former administration and focus on being a president instead of a puppet. The only problem I see is that talk is cheap. Implementation of what his plans are for the terrorist problem has yet to be seen. I did miss the press conference between Homeland Security ...

This is a local story. The man's son was killed in Iraq in 2006. Please read the story then click on links to the videos and watch. I think it's outrageous. http://www.wgal.com/news/22469665/detail.html ...

Speech: Cardiac politics. Dictated: Colonic polyps. Speech: Remote white arthritis. Dictated: Rheumatoid arthritis. Speech: My concern is that she is on a dentist. Dictated: My concern is that she is on Evista. Speech: Status post total knee of the pregnancy. Dictated: Status post total knee arthroplasties. Speech: She does have the typical COPD feces. Dictated: She does have the typical COPD facies. Speech: She is known for minimizing her conception. Dictated: She is known for minimi ...

The official transcript relates: There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me — because they want to give something back. They know they didn’t — look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there. It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. Le ...

I come on this board once in a while to get some lighted mood with a good joke or two and all I find are speech rec foibles. I don't think they are "funny." I think it is pretty sad, actually. Nothing is humerous about how the speech recordings screw up. Lets get some good old fashioned jokes on here once, like it USED to be. JMO. No flaming allowed. ...

So, Ryan is up there whining about the GM plant that closed in his home town and how that's all Obama's fault. News flash: That plant closed in 2008 before Obama took office. I think I counted about 12 lies during that speech. Awesome candidate. ...

This has GOT to be the best speech wreck blooper yet.

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