Another SR blooper
Posted: Jan 28, 2014
Was going along editing the dictation when out of the blue SR hears "the patient has been evaluated previously by a stray cat."
Should have been,"the patient has been evaluated previously by a psychiatrist. I'd rather be evaluated by a stray cat on any day!!
Being a cat lover, this instantly planted a visual in my head of a cat wearing specs, sitting behind a desk, with a writing pad jotting down notes, as I go on and on about how difficult my job has become...I wonder what it would advise?;
Of course he'd have to send - you for a CAT scan
[ In Reply To ..]
I used to find more humor in some of the VRisms, but lately they bear so little resemblance to what was said, that it's really not even funny. And just dropping whole phrases that are plainly spoken. I don't know what's going on.
Dropped phrases - idea (sm) - Rose
[ In Reply To ..]
I find the dropped phrases occur with the horrid dictators. I think some MTs may be just leaving the phrases out because they don't form words and it takes too long to email the supervisor and have QA not understand it too. So next time VR hears something that sounds like the dropped phrase, it's been trained to drop the phrase. I found this most on a horrible dictator who purposefully did not dictate the ROS and PE, just hummed through it with occasional breaks between syllables. I followed the rules: sent to QA. The response: "Don't you know how to look up previous reports?"
Similar Messages:
Another VR BlooperMar 01, 2010What VR heard: " Long-term care was discussed with Mr. So and so in the presence of his bowels"
What was really said: "Long-term care was discussed with Mr. So and so in the presnce of his spouse"
Dictation was clear as a bell, no accent on the doc's part! Yeah, the system is really "learing". It's getting better and better every day... NOT! haha! ...
Blooper :)Nov 14, 2011Just had to post this "blooper" of one of my docs who was extremely tired! Thought it would bring a smile to someone's face who normally would just have been aggravated by it! Here's the quote...can you 'catch' it?...
"She is approximately 4 weeks' postpartum. She is not pregnant."
Hmm...ya think? LOL!
I love my job and though there are sooo many MTs here that seem to hate the fact that God even gives them breath to wake up in the morning in order ...
VR BlooperMay 21, 2010VR: Patient advised to eat urine.
Correct: Patient advised to eat yogurt.
There should be a separate board just for funny VR bloopers to at least give us something to laugh about! ...
BlooperJan 24, 2013Dictated: "Probable hepatic steatosis"VR typed: "Robert below Patrick steatosis" ...
Too Funny.... Another BlooperMay 14, 2013Dictated: The patient has a history of painful periods since her teenage years, which was stable until she delivered an 11-year-old child.
Now that is a good trick. Skip infancy and just deliver older children... ...
Funny Vr BlooperJul 05, 2013VR: "patient's stools are soft and tasty". Made me laugh. :) ...
This Has GOT To Be The Best Speech Wreck Blooper Yet.Mar 21, 2011The speech wreck engine offered up "California."
The dictator actually said "schizophrenia."
Sometimes, truth can be found in the oddest places....
And I live in California, so I can say that!
Discuss among yourselves; I have work to do. Yes, I have work. :) ...
VR Blooper - I Know Surgery Is Getting Faster ButNov 20, 2009a 10-second right hemicolectomy?
(dictated: October 2008 right hemicolectomy) ...
ASR Blooper.....doc Who Gets WAY Too Friendly With His Patients.Jul 06, 2013ASR put "The next patient is ON MY KNEE".
Doc was actually dictating the patient's name. ...
"The View" BlooperDec 06, 2013On The View just now they were talking about keeping your feet warm. Barbara Walters MEANT to say "......women who keep their SOCKS on", but it came out "women who keep their SEX on" A Freudian slip? ...