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VR Blooper

Posted: May 21, 2010

VR: Patient advised to eat urine.

Correct: Patient advised to eat yogurt.

There should be a separate board just for funny VR bloopers to at least give us something to laugh about!

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Dontcha just love VR? - Sassy Pants

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I agree with having a separate board just for VR bloopers :-) I keep a list, jotting them down just to brighten my day. I got 3 just today:

D: "doo doo doo doo" (dictator was thinking out loud)

T: 2 2 2 2

D: Tessalon

T: Teflon.

Really? Coat your throat with Teflon to keep coughs away. LMAO. That would be a funny commercial.

D: Spiriva

T: Spidery.

Eww, don't wanna take that!

LMAO, you gotta laugh at VR or you'll go nuts!

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