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Too funny.... another blooper

Posted: May 14, 2013

Dictated: The patient has a history of painful periods since her teenage years, which was stable until she delivered an 11-year-old child.

Now that is a good trick. Skip infancy and just deliver older children...

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My patient swallowed a "Korean" - ha ha

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I actually started laughing out loud.

Dictated: Child told mom she swallowed a coin. Mom looked in there and did not see a coin, but was not sure if the coin was stuck in her throat.

LOVELY VR: Child told mom she swallowed a Korean. Mom looked in there and did not see a Korean, but mom was not sure if the Korean was stuck in her throat.

That child has a big ole throat, lol

That was FUNNY! Thanks for sharing :) - nm

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Kids say the darndest things! - Hippiechick peacenik

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I could not stop laughing at this! HAHA! I needed this!

I just had one. The radiologist dictated: The hernia is just above the umbilicus.

VR said: The hernia was just above the thumb ball which suggests...

Sheesh...it's Friday...right?

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