VR: Mouth exam shows uterus to be normal. That's a heck of a mouth exam!

Yearly Exam Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. 'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 160. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 6,' I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'. She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came i ...

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficie ...

1) I had a GAU evaluation (for general assistance in WA state) earlier this year and am now up for an ABD eval. (Aged, Blind, and Disabled assistance). The GAU examiner seemed to want to tank the exam and I found she lied in the report with respect to the ortho portion. I'm planning a letter to DSHS, her clinic's Director, and possibly the State Board. I had a later eval. at another clinic by a doctor who found a source of my ortho problem and thinks I need an MRI; also, I ...

my brother has a reaaalllly bad taste in his mouth for over 3 yrs now, had a kidney removed from cancer, all his teeth removed, a cyst removed from his tongue and Nothing has worked. he has even been to the Mayo clinic - I'm wondering if anyone in the medical field has ever heard of this. ...

My 5 year old daughter was being an all around menace: goofing off at the table, mouthing off, etc. She was not listening and laughing at my husband as he was trying to talk to her. He then tapped her on the mouth. Is this okay? I am a bit confused on the matter as I was never struck as a child. Please, I am asking for advice and not opening up the chance for negativity or people who want to bash me as a parent. Thank you ...

One of the Russian pilots says he never got the warning. Air traffic control apparently shows the jet in Turkish airspace only for seconds. All the facts are not known at this time and yet BO tries to flex his weak, tiny, little boy muscle and blames Russia. ...

"I could give a flying crap about the political process." "We're an entertainment company." ...

So, I've got a friend who is always calling me up when she is in crisis only. I hardly ever hear from her unless there is some disaster in her life and this past winter she and her 16 year old daughter even moved in with me for 3 months while she and her boyfriend were separating after 13 years living together. I am a very active gal, always going to movies, to dinner with friends and to any art exhibit, wine tasting, interesting event I can find. While they were here the ...

I think the chairman has apologized today, but not sure. Below are 3 that I have heard and seen this week. I'm sure there are plenty more. Then the dems wonder why some people hate their party so much! Duh. On Wednesday, South Carolina Democratic chairman Dick Harpootlian compared Gov.Nikki Haley - a Republican - to Eva Braun, Adolf Hitler's long-time mistress, The State reported. "The comparisons of Nazis and Hitler to the Republicans seems to be an e ...

I guess she's the new attack dog for Hillary, who is very busy trying to clean up Bill's messes. Anyway, Fauxcohontas is trouncing Trump for capitalizing on real estate deals when the market was flat. Well, guess who else did that? The fake Indian herself. Boy, she really is as obtuse as they say. ...

http://ijr.com/wildfire/2016/10/710446-11-extremely-vulgar-comments-that-came-out-of-the-mouth-of-hillary-clinton/ ...

Cruz family sinks to new pandering lows but actually plays into Trump's hand. This is an incredibly desperate family with almost every "trick" up their sleeve played. First the plot with Kasich that did not work. Then after losing 5 states big time, Cruz goes out and gets a vice president to pander to woman. Now his wife claims Ted is a Hispanic immigrant pandering for the Mexican vote. Seriously Cruz and now his wife are too creepy and devious to hold any off ...

This Martin Bashir Rant Should Make Sarah Palin Shut Her Mouth For Good While right-wingers whine and throw temper tantrums over remarks made by Martin Bashir on Friday, the rest of America is breathing a sigh of relief and having a laugh that someone may have finally shut Sarah Palin’s mouth for good.Martin Bashir took a dump on Sarah Palin’s stupidity over slavery.During his program on MSNBC, Martin Bashir blasted Sarah Palin for comparing the national debt to slaver ...

From The Atlantic: "Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker doesn't like unions, and unions don't like him. But the most remarkable thing about Walker's relationship to labor isn't that he thinks unions are worthless -- most Republicans agree -- but that he thinks about them, at all. Today, unions have been swept into dusty corners of the U.S. workforce, such as Las Vegas casino cleaners and New York City hotel staff. For much of the 20th century, things were different. A ...

A friend of mine had a c-section 7+ weeks ago and has been having great complications. She was bleeding and running a high fever and finally passed what is presumed to be placental tissue. So, since I have not transcribed maternity for a good amount of years, I was wondering if they still exteriorize the uterus to clean it out before they close it up. I fully believe this could have been prevented, and she has been ill since her delivery. She is now back in the hospital o ...

I have a good friend who told me that I have a weird life. I started thinking about it and I realized that my life has been weird since before I was born! Let's see: I'm not only an identical twin, but a mirror twin as well (only 25% of identical twins are mirror twins)--odds of that happening: about 1 in 1000 births I'm left handed--about 10% of the population are left handed. I'm a color blind woman--normally only about .4% of women are color blind , but my color ...

I know it is the most common complaint doctors hear - and for years I have had the stressed-tired-overworked fatigue - I know how that one feels. But this has been going on a couple of months. I am bone tired even after I sleep a lot. My blood work showed I am hypothyroid so I started on medicine and also some supplements for that. But nothing seems to be helping. I have pain/fatigue across the area of my back right at the braline. My arms and neck feel heavy. ...

dysfunctional for people who have been out of work longer than that." For those who resented the positive news I posted of a continued decrease in unemployment, AND for those who are always interested in more of the story, good times and bad, I post this. Note, there is an answer--government to provide additional employment, of all types. We've done it before and it works very well. But this time our governments, instead of creating jobs in a severe recession, in response to our de ...

I am not single, but I do suffer from many of the issues in this article. I do NOT, however, feel compelled to keep up with the Joneses on bragbook at all, nor do I feel I cover up my situation. However, you don't want everyone to know you went bankrupt now, do you? So some element of daily subterfuge is required. The article is about being a woman, older, and unemployed. I am not unemployed, but I may as well be, working my butt off for 40 hours a week for slightly more than minimum wage. ...

Illegal immigrants are ILLEGAL immigrants....they're not citizens. They're not "out of status." Three quarters of the ILLEGAL immigrants have crossed our boarder ILLEGALLY. Let's call them what they are... This guy needs to learn the definition of ILLEGAL and CITIZEN. He's disgusting! Opening the first immigration hearing of the new Congress, the top Democrat on the Judiciary Committee warned his colleagues not to use the term "illegal immigrant" as the debate goes on. Rep. ...

Why do so many people keep taking about Communism and Socialism. What are they? I say it's their ideology. They both (socialism and communism) pretty much try to control you, and the bigger they are, the more power they are. It's partly about greed and control. The "left" confuse us and make us think Capitalism is greediness, but Capitalism is the free market, free enterprise. Without it no-one will have jobs, and especially there will be no competition, doing away with competitiv ...

Pulling out of Paris Climate agreement was ..... http://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2017/05/pulling-out-paris-agreement#.WTIP5juLeF9.facebook ...

wanting answers with Libya and by the way, WHERE THE HECK IS H. CLINTON with this Libya attack that has caused 4 Americans dead??? They need to answer, but why should they?? They know they changed the memo from Petraeus and IF Obama did not know about it being Al Qaeda, then he has to be the stupidist, weakest president and administration that ever lived. Obamagod is a power hungry man and just had to win the election or else... Now we have Obamagod visiting Asia wh ...

Tonight is my last time tutoring for this tutoring center. Another one of the teachers is quitting (so it brings the total quitting to 3, including me). She wanted me to tutor next week, but I said no, "you can email me if you need help or are desperate later." Why do I leave the door open? Well, that is the nice thing to do. But it's like the whole day is ruined, useless, because I have to go tutor in the evening, it casts a pall over the entire day. Em ...

On Tuesday, the radical Islamist group ISIS released a video of the horrifying execution of a Jordanian pilot. Horrifying does not even begin to describe what happened to the 26-year-old pilot. He was soaked in gasoline and then marched into a cage. A trail of gas was poured that led to the cage and then lit. The pilot watched as the flames followed the gas trail to his cage and eventually set his clothes on fire. For well over a minute he hops around, screaming in agony before eventually col ...

Libs, you don't believe it, but I'm tellin' ya: You'd better come up with somebody better than these two (O'Malley isn't a shadow for consideration either). Or do you think the sheeples will just vote for anyone you put up - say, Ronald McDonald? There's someone in your party who isn't quite groking the level of anger with the establishment among American voters. Wake up! ...

I am liking this guy more and more. Plus, I just read on FoxNews.com that there is yet another terrorist group jockeying for power in Syria. They are called the Khorasan Group and pose an ISIS-like threat. I think the USA should close down its borders and let the Middle East fight the Middle East. We don't need anything they have. ...

with the cooks tasting their dish and then using the same utensil again and again sticking back down into the food? The dishes are usually made for more than just 1 person, i.e. serving out as a picnic, a wedding rehearsal, family gathering. I guess this lady who lives on the "farm" has her own rules. ...

He was raised well. A person of maturity and elegance realizes that good manners come from within not reacting to what is without. Rock solid core class. ...

VR: Mouth exam shows uterus to be normal. That's a heck of a mouth exam!

LMAO! This is hilarious! - NM

talk about deep throat! nm - deenibeeni

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