Dumb blonde jokes..curious how

CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Jus ...

A friend told the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ------------------------------------ Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked, "What if one grenade explodes before we get there?" The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two." ------------------------------------ A woman phoned her blonde neighbor and said, "Close your curtains the ne ...

You know why Carter voted for Obama? So Carter wouldn't go down as the worst president in history. President Obama's tax return should list Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright as dependents. Q. Who should be listed as the most expensive dependent on your tax return? A. President Obama. ...

What is a cow with no legs? Wait for it... Wait for it... GROUND BEEF! Whats a cow with 2 legs? Wait for it... Wait for it..... LEAN BEEF! ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha Good stuff, hey? ...

I admit I was wrong. http://beta.congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/house-joint-resolution/15 ...

News is leaking out from Hollywood executives in-the-know that the Obama White House had been leaning on, pressuring executives at NBC for the last two years to replace Jay Leno because the comedian was criticizing Obama every night. Obama didn't like it and considered it a racist attack on him. After data came to light that $100's of millions had been spent on First Family vacations during a recession, Mrs. Obama's unpopular new laws that changed food in America's schoo ...

election victory, but he instead offered empathy for some Trump supporters. Full title - "'That hypocrisy is also real' — Jon Stewart takes liberals to task for calling all Trump supporters racist" Video at link. ...

As a matter of fact, even though this was allegedly a "joke," other GOP goons did'nt quite get it. Texas Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert drafted legislation to allow members of Congress to carry concealed weapons in the District of Columbia - including in the Capitol itself. DC law bars individuals from carrying concealed weapons for self-defense. Betcha Gabby Giffords never could imagine after all she has been through to get herself back to work, that she would be ...

At about 1:20 mark, a producer in the background says, "Trump's Plane is about to land. If I do this, he's landed" And then she says, "If I do this, he's crashed, hopefully." You can see Suzanne Malveaux snicker and roll her eyes when she hears this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09NWpTxIuHc ...

Tea Party leader jokes about killing a president Sumter, South Carolina, Tea Party chair Sherry Lanford Smith has taken her Facebook page private after using it to joke about throwing Barack and Michelle Obama out of a helicopter. On Aug. 11, Smith wrote the following: “Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’ Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I cou ...

"Bill Clinton just impregnated Sandra Fluke backstage." "They're spicing things up with a live abortion on stage." Any women who thinks this is funny stuff or sees it as an acceptable was to debate these issues, particularly alleged undecideds who assert the DNC is "using" women and making them feel less self-sufficient or "independent," kindly step the right side of the aisle, stay there, take yours just desserts and meet your new mentor, whose line you will be expected to toe...or else! ...

US too dumb to know O is always right By MICHAEL GOODWIN Last Updated: 4:04 AM, July 13, 2011 Posted: 1:43 AM, July 13, 2011 When President Obama started talking at his news conference Monday, I listened intently for 15 minutes or so. Then I got fidgety as his half-truths about the debt grew into full-blown whoppers. As he droned on, I did something I never did before during an Obama appearance: I turned off the TV. Enough. He is the Man Who Won't Listen to Anybody, so why sh ...

Okay, not as dumb in the scheme of dumb things a person can do, but here it goes. We have a very large freezer and buy things in bulk to save money. Often, we have to take stuff out in order to get to the item we want to defrost. In most cases, we remember to put all the stuff back that we took out, but every now and then, we forget something. This time, it was a 5-lb bag of sausage. It is commercially-bought sausage, so there are probably plenty of preservatives in there. Anyway, it was ...

In Houstin, TX, we have a conservative group doing a "True the Vote" thing where they are there to make sure there is no fraud going on. As a conservative....this is just asking for trouble in my opinion. How can you detect fraud from standing outside? I guess unless you visibly watch every person that goes in to make sure the same person isn't going in....but seriously....how dumb. Now you have the New Black Panther Party retaliating and saying they will be there to ...

Wait - I lie. This is a GOOD decision. It will energize everyone in the liberal base that's one-billionth Cherokee. ...

I have a really dumb question. I have moderately severe osteoarthritis of my hip. I am finding it increasingly difficult to sit at a desk or table for longer than 15 or 20 minutes at a time. I find I am fairly more comfortable sitting on my recliner sofa and it's easier on my hip. Do any of you work at a desk or table? Do you have any suggestions. Some nights it's almost unbearable to sit for any length of time especially when it rains. Thanks ahead of time. ...

Are we raising the stupidest generation in American history? The statistics that you are about to read below are incredibly shocking. They indicate that U.S. high school students are basically as dumb as a rock. As you read the rest of this article, you will be absolutely amazed at the things that U.S. high school students do not know. At this point, it is really hard to argue that the U.S. education system is a success. Our children are spoiled and lazy, our schoo ...

if you have an appt with a dr and it is in suite 6000, does that mean the 6th floor? TIA ...

In an interview on "Extra," Clint Eastwood talked about his big night at the RNC as the mystery guest: "If they were dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're gonna have to take what they get." Clint sure does have an odd way of paying respects to his RNC hosts, the event and the audience. ...

WASHINGTON – The man who oversaw the controversial CIA interrogation program defended the use of the techniques used on militants -- including waterboarding -- and said members of Congress, including Rep. Nancy Pelosi, were “fully aware” of the methods used. “She never objected to the techniques at all,” Jose Rodriguez, former director of the CIA’s National Clandestine Service, said on "Fox News Sunday." “All of these techniques were appro ...

no clue. I am so irritated with her. I am not a rude person by nature, but after I said how it was NOT appreciated her constant texts/calls/dropping by, you would think she would get the hint! Apparently not!! Ah well. Wish I had a crystal ball when I first friended her. I wish she was on facebook so I could unfriend her! LOL!! This is bordering on harrassment. I am about to report her for harrassment if she keeps it up. I am going to see how ...

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2012/11/08/upside-down-flag-protests-over-election-sparking-controversy/ ...

He refuses to state whether or not his idiotic "religious freedom law" will allow people to discriminate against gays. Of course it will. Good for all the businesses and athletes who are boycotting this law and the state. I am really getting sick of this being the "I Hate Obama" board, "no, I hate him more," "no, I REALLY hate him." If you think that's politics, it's not. It's just boring. So, anyone, what think you about this situation of governors approving laws that make it ...

Or maybe just a liar? Maxine Waters makes dumbest point ever, claims 170 million jobs will be lost It wasn’t long ago that Nancy Pelosi claimed 500 million jobs would be lost per month if there was no government stimulus. Maxine Waters is taking a page from Skeletor’s book by claiming if no deal is made on the sequester cuts, 170 million jobs will be cut. Quite a claim considering only about 130 million people in America have jobs. ...

straight to his face. LOL - wonder if he got a tingle down his leg from that. Doubt it. I haven't watched the video yet. Will later. I did see flipping channels last night Chrissy actually doing a commercial for Obamacare. Unbelievable. Journalism is dead. ...

about President Obama speaking personally about the killing of Trayvon. I don't condone what Zimmerman did. It is my personal opinion that it is kinda hard to say you killed someone in self defense when you were chasing them. The 911 person told him to stop following him and that he had done enough. Do I think Trayvon was a saint and never screwed up in his life...no. As to the President...I don't think he should have gotten involved. I don't se ...

places like the Ronald McDonald House once Obamacare starts up? There are places that people can go for healthcare without insurance. So what happens to those places? ...

Do you think Romney's Mormon faith will hurt him with Evangelical Christians? ...

What's your take on this? (not the twitter message, but the fund raising letter). Even leaving out your personal feelings on the tea party, is this okay? https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/392658731143417856/photo/1 ...

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