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Dumb blonde jokes..curious how


Posted: Mar 14, 2010

My mom told me it was because Marilyn Monroe always played a dumb blonde. Is this true, or did it start earlier?  

Just curious because I'm also a dumb blonde with an above-average IQ who graduated from college with honors.  

Yes, I have a sense of humor.  Tongue out Just curious. I guess I could always Google it. 

Dumb blonde jokes are very funny. But why can't it be a dumb brunette occasionally? There are lots and lots of those, too!

Makes me question sometimes the mentality of those who judge somebody by the color of their hair, those who do truly believe all blondes are airheads (they are out there...I've met them). 

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brunette jokes ;9) - smart blonde

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Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't be left out.

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How do you describe a brunette who's phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled

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What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage

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I am a smart blonde myself, and I must say - I love the brunette jokes

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for a change. Below is a link to the origin of the blonde stereotype.

http://hubpages.com/hub/Dumb-Blonde-Stereotype--Myth-or-Fact

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