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Jay Leno Jokes on Obama


Posted: Jul 18, 2016

News is leaking out from Hollywood executives in-the-know that the Obama White House had been leaning on, pressuring executives at NBC for the last two years to replace Jay Leno because the comedian was criticizing Obama every night. Obama didn't like it and considered it a racist attack on him. After data came to light that $100's of millions had been spent on First Family vacations during a recession, Mrs. Obama's unpopular new laws that changed food in America's schools and other negative news including the disastrous Obamacare roll-out & website mess, Jay Leno took his comedy to a new level and his ratings skyrocketed -- none of the other comics were so bold. NBC couldn't stomach the fact that Leno's jokes about Obama were always right on target about the first black president... And left-leaning Democrat executives at NBC were being harassed by Obama himself who thought the comedy was a racist attack on him. GOLDEN OLDIES FROM JAY: "I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS." On NSA surveillance: "We wanted a president who listens to all Americans -- now we have one." On a new IRS commissioner: "He's called 'acting commissioner' because he has to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White House." On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: "If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month." Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals: "Remember in the old days when President Obama's biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?" On saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal: "He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS." "The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the subject." "It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records." "It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth." "Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'" On commencement address: "He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs." On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel: "The only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi." On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: "They took 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House." Now the last and I think best..... "These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. It's gotten so bad that people in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent American." ;

These are great! - I miss Jay!!

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He was the best (next to Johnny, of course).

Never could stand Leno. I was so happy - when Jimmy Fallon replaced him!

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Jay is for adults. Letterman, Fallon and the rest of them - are more pop culture. Jay

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raised $50,00 for Israel and also donated a $36,000 fully equipped ambulance to them at a sold-out special concert fundraiser for Israel’s largest volunteer EMS service. Another reason the left hates him like the BDS.

NBC found out that milennials weren't getting Leno's jokes. - It was going to be Cookie Monster but...

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....they found out the millenials weren't getting Cookie Monster's jokes either, so they dropped down another notch and went with Fallon.

If Fallon was still too much for the millenials, which seemed unlikely since he had shown he could make chimpanzees laugh at least some of the time, Tinkie-Winkie was next in line, and blank screen came in last place - barely.

Interviewer: Where is London?
Millenial: In Chicago.
Interviewer: And where is Chicago?
Millenial: In London.

Leno was beating the pants of Letterman and Obama couldn't have that. - Jay said he knew he was going to be fired

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and he didn't care.

Jay was the only one didn't bypass Obama's gaffes. Like this..

“In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.” —on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people

“I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.” —at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon

He said something about his portable teleprompter. And...

JAY LENO: You mentioned infrastructure. Why is that a partisan issue? I live in a town, the bridge is falling apart, it's not safe. How does that become Republican or Democrat? How do you not just fix the bridge?

BARACK OBAMA: I don't know. As you know, for the last three years, I've said, let's work together. Let's find a financing mechanism and let's go ahead and fix our bridges, fix our roads, sewer systems, our ports. You know the Panama Canal is being widened so that these big supertankers can come in. Now, that will be finished in 2015. If we don't deepen our ports all along the Gulf — places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida — if we don't do that, those ships are going to go someplace else. And we'll lose jobs. Businesses won't locate here.

EXCEPT those places are in the Gulf.

Later on the leader of the free world mistakenly claimed Russian President Vladimir Putin once "headed up the KGB." Putin spent 17 years as a mid-level agent in the Soviet KGB's foreign intelligence wing, rising only to the rank of lieutenant colonel.

JAY LENO: And Putin seems to me like one of those old-school KGB guys.

BARACK OBAMA: Well, he headed up the KGB.

I never could stand Letterman. His ratings went down when he - went full on lib on his show.

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Who wants to hear that dribble every night?

Same reason Leno tanked. He wasn't funny, - and he was full-on right-wing.

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Are you kidding? He was a Democrat and his wife - is into women's lib.

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