Carter/Zero/jokes

CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Jus ...

What is a cow with no legs? Wait for it... Wait for it... GROUND BEEF! Whats a cow with 2 legs? Wait for it... Wait for it..... LEAN BEEF! ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha Good stuff, hey? ...

I admit I was wrong. http://beta.congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/house-joint-resolution/15 ...

News is leaking out from Hollywood executives in-the-know that the Obama White House had been leaning on, pressuring executives at NBC for the last two years to replace Jay Leno because the comedian was criticizing Obama every night. Obama didn't like it and considered it a racist attack on him. After data came to light that $100's of millions had been spent on First Family vacations during a recession, Mrs. Obama's unpopular new laws that changed food in America's schoo ...

My mom told me it was because Marilyn Monroe always played a dumb blonde. Is this true, or did it start earlier? Just curious because I'm also a dumb blonde with an above-average IQ who graduated from college with honors. Yes, I have a sense of humor. Just curious. I guess I could always Google it. Dumb blonde jokes are very funny. But why can't it be a dumb brunette occasionally? There are lots and lots of those, too! Makes me question sometimes the ...

A friend told the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ------------------------------------ Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked, "What if one grenade explodes before we get there?" The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two." ------------------------------------ A woman phoned her blonde neighbor and said, "Close your curtains the ne ...

election victory, but he instead offered empathy for some Trump supporters. Full title - "'That hypocrisy is also real' — Jon Stewart takes liberals to task for calling all Trump supporters racist" Video at link. ...

As a matter of fact, even though this was allegedly a "joke," other GOP goons did'nt quite get it. Texas Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert drafted legislation to allow members of Congress to carry concealed weapons in the District of Columbia - including in the Capitol itself. DC law bars individuals from carrying concealed weapons for self-defense. Betcha Gabby Giffords never could imagine after all she has been through to get herself back to work, that she would be ...

At about 1:20 mark, a producer in the background says, "Trump's Plane is about to land. If I do this, he's landed" And then she says, "If I do this, he's crashed, hopefully." You can see Suzanne Malveaux snicker and roll her eyes when she hears this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09NWpTxIuHc ...

Tea Party leader jokes about killing a president Sumter, South Carolina, Tea Party chair Sherry Lanford Smith has taken her Facebook page private after using it to joke about throwing Barack and Michelle Obama out of a helicopter. On Aug. 11, Smith wrote the following: “Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’ Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I cou ...

"Bill Clinton just impregnated Sandra Fluke backstage." "They're spicing things up with a live abortion on stage." Any women who thinks this is funny stuff or sees it as an acceptable was to debate these issues, particularly alleged undecideds who assert the DNC is "using" women and making them feel less self-sufficient or "independent," kindly step the right side of the aisle, stay there, take yours just desserts and meet your new mentor, whose line you will be expected to toe...or else! ...

for giving up a portion of their salaries. ...

Jimmy Carter, who in my opinion is the most truly honest Christian and former president, endorsed Hillary Clinton for president: "I have known Hillary Clinton for decades. When she was a young attorney, I appointed her to the legal services corporation, where she became the first woman chair. There, Hillary fought to make sure that in our courts, those with the least were treated the same as those with the most. Since then, as you know, Hillary& ...

but Trump retains his businesses. ...

...Carter's unfavorable rating shot up just before the election and the "anti-establishment candidate" (Reagan) won in a landslide. Like now, the polls had been very close up until a few days before the election. ABC is reporting that Clinton's unfavorable rating shot up to new levels in the last 3 days, and to complete the analogy, Trump is obviously the anti-establishment candidate in this election. It's speculation, of course, but like Doug Schoen (the Democrat pollster ...

This Russia business sticks to Trump like sh*t to your shoe, doesn't it? ...

By Ty Tagami The Atlanta Journal-Constitution A spokesman for the U.S. Secret Service said the agency is investigating an effigy of President Barack Obama found hanging from a building in the Georgia hometown of former President Jimmy Carter. Secret Service spokesman Ed Donovan told The Associated Press that the large black doll was found Saturday morning along Main Street in the small town of Plains. According to footage from WALB-TV, the doll was hanging by a noose in front of a red, white ...

Remember the old conservative charge that many of the Democrats here in America were playing footsie with the Soviets? Some Republicans even said the Russians viewed the Democrats as their favorite party. Now bombshell revelations prove these accusations beyond a shadow of a doubt. Peter Schweizer, a Hoover Institution research fellow, has just written a new book, "Reagan's War: The Epic Story of His Forty-Year Struggle and Final Triumph Over Communism." This book may well fo ...

Just watching live news cast. Originally spot on liver which President Carter thought completely removed, then only to find out the same day 4 spots on his brain. He has decided to undergo irradiation with treatments of injections, did not catch the name of the drug at first of interview. He said when notified of brain lesions he thought only had a few days to live and said completely at ease with things, unlike his wife's reaction. He said he has had a wonderful life and at ease with whate ...

While Trump’s executive action marks a significant shift in decades of U.S. immigration policies, it isn't the first time the U.S. has restricted immigration from specific countries. Pierce of the Migration Policy Institute pointed to three past instances -- the banning of Chinese immigration in the 1880s, national origin immigration quotas and restrictions in the 1920s, and a brief 1980 halt of new visas for Iranian immigrants. <snipped> Jimmy Carter Restricts Iranian I ...

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/07/jimmy-carter-on-george-zimmerman-verdict-right-decision/ ...

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LOL - those are good - anon

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