Jon Stewart did not have many jokes to make on Thursday

3 days ago. I have been on here before and was asked by some posters to share when he was gone. I thank God and those who were praying for me and my family. I thought I knew what it would be like, to watch him slip slowly away, until I went through it myself. I loved this man with all my heart. I pray he is in the arms of the good Lord above. I know he is in heaven because he was a good man inside and we were in love every day t ...

Has anyone done the Wal-Mart Thanksgiving Thursday sale where they say the item is One-hour guarantee? I have read online that if they don't have the product in the store that they will ship it to you before Christmas, but my question is this. If I am standing in the line at 6 p.m. and the one-hour guarantee ends at 7 then what if it is a slow person checking you out, if you are in the line, do you get the product, or if the line is super long should I just give up the quest to ...

Hastert reportedly sexually abused man while he was a high school wrestling coach. What We Know So Far •Dennis Hastert, the former Speaker of the House, was indicted Thursday on federal charges of evading reporting requirements and lying to the FBI. •The Illinois Republican allegedly agreed to pay an unnamed individual $3.5 million for “past misconduct” that was reportedly the sexual abuse of a man while Hastert was the Yorkville High School wrestling coach — before he won elec ...

You know why Carter voted for Obama? So Carter wouldn't go down as the worst president in history. President Obama's tax return should list Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright as dependents. Q. Who should be listed as the most expensive dependent on your tax return? A. President Obama. ...

CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Jus ...

What is a cow with no legs? Wait for it... Wait for it... GROUND BEEF! Whats a cow with 2 legs? Wait for it... Wait for it..... LEAN BEEF! ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha Good stuff, hey? ...

I admit I was wrong. http://beta.congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/house-joint-resolution/15 ...

News is leaking out from Hollywood executives in-the-know that the Obama White House had been leaning on, pressuring executives at NBC for the last two years to replace Jay Leno because the comedian was criticizing Obama every night. Obama didn't like it and considered it a racist attack on him. After data came to light that $100's of millions had been spent on First Family vacations during a recession, Mrs. Obama's unpopular new laws that changed food in America's schoo ...

My mom told me it was because Marilyn Monroe always played a dumb blonde. Is this true, or did it start earlier? Just curious because I'm also a dumb blonde with an above-average IQ who graduated from college with honors. Yes, I have a sense of humor. Just curious. I guess I could always Google it. Dumb blonde jokes are very funny. But why can't it be a dumb brunette occasionally? There are lots and lots of those, too! Makes me question sometimes the ...

A friend told the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ------------------------------------ Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked, "What if one grenade explodes before we get there?" The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two." ------------------------------------ A woman phoned her blonde neighbor and said, "Close your curtains the ne ...

As a matter of fact, even though this was allegedly a "joke," other GOP goons did'nt quite get it. Texas Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert drafted legislation to allow members of Congress to carry concealed weapons in the District of Columbia - including in the Capitol itself. DC law bars individuals from carrying concealed weapons for self-defense. Betcha Gabby Giffords never could imagine after all she has been through to get herself back to work, that she would be ...

At about 1:20 mark, a producer in the background says, "Trump's Plane is about to land. If I do this, he's landed" And then she says, "If I do this, he's crashed, hopefully." You can see Suzanne Malveaux snicker and roll her eyes when she hears this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09NWpTxIuHc ...

Tea Party leader jokes about killing a president Sumter, South Carolina, Tea Party chair Sherry Lanford Smith has taken her Facebook page private after using it to joke about throwing Barack and Michelle Obama out of a helicopter. On Aug. 11, Smith wrote the following: “Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’ Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I cou ...

"Bill Clinton just impregnated Sandra Fluke backstage." "They're spicing things up with a live abortion on stage." Any women who thinks this is funny stuff or sees it as an acceptable was to debate these issues, particularly alleged undecideds who assert the DNC is "using" women and making them feel less self-sufficient or "independent," kindly step the right side of the aisle, stay there, take yours just desserts and meet your new mentor, whose line you will be expected to toe...or else! ...

You will all think I am crazy, but am having a difference of opinion with a good friend and would like to know what others say. Do you think Rod Stewart is handsome? I do. He (along with the Beatles and the Stones) was one of my faves back in the day. The other day I said that I thought Rod Stewart was handsome. My friend nearly choked on her coffee and said, "HANDSOME? You're crazy." What do you think? How would you classify Rod Stewart ...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-march-17-2010/in-dodd-we-trust ...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-march-22-2010/on-topic--scandal-list---tea-bagging ...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-march-29-2010/health-care-slime-machine ...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-april-5-2010/inethical-basterds ...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-29-2010/blame ...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-1-2010/cenac---the-spilling-fields---oil-leak-containment-ideas ...

His routine on the republicans complaining about Obama politicizing bin Laden's death. I think he is very effective in cutting through the garbage. I nominate him as press secretary for the Hilliary/Rachel ticket. No more "messaging" just tell it . . . . ...

Here is a link to his thoughts on torture report and John McCain. ...

Jon Stewart telling it like it is as usual. I do not agree with Jon on everything, but he calls out both sides and has principles. It is appalling that the only truth we get is from a comedian. My favorite liberal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EY5Ofcxjs0 ...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-march-3-2010/anchor-management ...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-march-31-2010/fear-of-a-black-c-spanet ...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-april-7-2010/pope-opera ...

irritating, and can NOT answer a straight question to save his life. He is perfect example of what many of us on the left see on a daily basis-sticking to an idea like velcro in spite of the proof to the contrary. Just keep on regurgitating the same garbage and hear nothing else-hands over the ears, eyes closed, saying nah,nah,nah,nah, nah....... http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-april-28-2010/exclusive---ken-blackwell-extended-interview-pt--3 ...

Jon Stewart did not have many jokes to make on Thursday

The person conducting the interview looked as though - he was asleep or dead, or

Jon Stewart, just another "retired" leftist - MT

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