Politics??
Posted: May 23, 2017
From a friend...
ATTN: Trump dies in Jerusalem
Donald Trump-45 passed away on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and died.
The undertaker told the American Diplomats accompanying him, 'We can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100."
The American Diplomats huddled in a corner and discussed their options for a few minutes. They came back to the undertaker and told him that they wanted to have Donald shipped back to the US.
The undertaker was puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful for him to be buried here for only $100?
The American Diplomats replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and then three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."
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ATTN: Trump dies in Jerusalem
Donald Trump-45 passed away on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and died.
The undertaker told the American Diplomats accompanying him, 'We can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100."
The American Diplomats huddled in a corner and discussed their options for a few minutes. They came back to the undertaker and told him that they wanted to have Donald shipped back to the US.
The undertaker was puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful for him to be buried here for only $100?
The American Diplomats replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and then three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."
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