something only she could see because... - nm

my dog has a bionic eye - nm

as well as - nm

a tendency to hear things... - nm

that only she can hear because - nm

she has an attena in her tail - nm

I think she has bionic ears, too, but I can't be sure because... - nm

when I tried to look, she bit me with her pearly - white teeth (nm)

I made her go stand in the corner until - nm

she apologized - nm

but growled softly - nm

and waved the big stick - she was carrying

She went back to the window and - nm

crapped on the sill - nm

and then she ate my shoe, boo hoo. - nm

then I let her outside and she - nm

started barking at.... - nm

something that only she could see - nm

with her bionic eye - nm

She began to run towards - nm

Lee Majors' house - $6 Million Dollar Man

at the bionic clip of 67 miles per hour - ...

She's an Ex-Navy Seal! - that's my dog! (nm)

She does some part-time consulting for ... - nm

Vin Diesel's stunt coordinator - nm

...Wile E. Coyote, whom she has known since she was a pup. - nm