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Ad on Job Wanted Board.
Posted: Feb 5, 2012
What if you saw an ad like this on Jobs Wanted: Old worn-out and partially deaf MT seeking unrewarding job with harsh work conditions. Prefer long hours and mush-mouth or Mickey mouse dictators. Also prefer demanding, irrational and unreasonable managers who fire employees at drop of a hat. I enjoy being kept in the dark and having complete silence when asking for assistance. I am also partially blind, so don't expect miracles. If the above qualifications meet your job requirements, please contact me at San Quentin Prison on Death Row. It is never too late to get a good job working as an MT.
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Wow, that's quite an ad! - nm
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Ad - M
[ In Reply To ..]I love it!
But you left out bad back and carpal tunnel and in dire need of dental work, insomniac, permanent crease in forehead, thinking if I scowled and held my head phones to my ears really tightly, I could understand that which is not understandable. And I would be thankful if I received feedback in a condescending manner if, indeed, your company deigns to give feedback. If not, don't worry about it. I'll do just about anything for a couple of reports to type. heh-heh-heh
You are probably right about bad back and carpal tunnel syndrome....... - Suzy Q
[ In Reply To ..]But we are only allowed so much space to place our ad on Jobs Board, so I had to trigger into those qualities which I really thought would be desirable in an old worn out MT. Can you imagine though trying to get a job on Death Row. I wonder if anyone in prison has ever applied with MTSO's. That would be funny, LOL.
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