Just wanted to share something that made me chuckle.

Next to us at the redlight was a police car from our town that had painted on the fender, "Tearfully donated by a drug dealer". Cute huh. ...

I have been asked on many occasions if I could show people how to do what I do because "I know you make a ton of money". Today, that comment is good for a never ending laugh! I did want to share my two favorites. Driving through the local Burger King, the gal that handed me my food asked me what I did for a living. I love this part- I told her and she said, "oh, how nice". When I gave her a little more detail, she said she was SURE she could do it. Her mom wo ...

It's similar to the direct pay networks that are popping up. You pay a fee, but this one is online. ...

I have mixed feelings on Trump. I like what he is saying in interviews; however, he has totally flip-flopped on many issues. His bankruptcies also bother me...as they should anyone. The whole "birther" thing.....here is my opinion...and please no childish name calling...this is my opinion and I'm entitled to it.....if Obama has nothing to hide, why is he spending so much money to keep his long form and college information hidden? People don't do that unless they ...

When a topic is discussed on the boards, no matter what, there are immediately matching adverts popping up on top of the page. The advert about "Hoarders! Removal of trash and garbage, etc..." made me smile. This topic was discussed at length on this board. Some people should really give them a call! ...

On pelvic exam: Dictated: A Pap smear was collected. VR output: A pastor was collected. ...

Granted, the patient came in for female issues. This just made me laugh. Dictated: I counseled her to stop smoking for general health purposes. VR typed: I counseled her to stop smoking from her vaginal vault ...

Dictated: Milk of magnesia VR: Movement of knees ...

Doc was dictating past surgical history and came to one that he called a "Nissan" fundoplication. ...

The doc is dictating a correction, says: "Please note, there were only two debridements, not three. The heel debridement was a selective tissue debridement . . . unlike the other two debridements, which were subcutaneous tissue debridements." I smell another correction coming! Hehehee! ...

Plastic Surgeon dictation... Patient's name - Barbie. ...

Santorum explaining earnestly that elderly Danish people have to wear arm bands that state "do not euthanize me." Pretty close to the misinformation spread on the board here about Obamacare. ...

Dr. Neff the nephrologist. I'm a nerd, I know. lol ...

"In terms of symptoms, the patient mentions that she has no issues with her smell perception. She does smell." ...

Listening to Rush today. He announced his new product line of Rush Babe apparel and bump stickers. He urged the gals to order a t-shirt with Rush Babe logo to annoy liberals. Nice to know connies care enough about our opinion to spend their hard-earned money (or their hubby's) on a shirt to annoy us. I personally would not be annoyed but rather pity the wearer. Anyone over 20 with an opinion t shirt is sad enough, but one pledging allegiance to an obese misogynist is patheti ...

Doctor said: The patient is scheduled for an angiogram. VR added: In fact, the patient will do a stool. (Nothing had been said at this point, but the doctor was breathing heavily as he was thinking, and VR interpreted his breathing as that apparently.) ...

Bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning by reminding her Nelson Mandela got elected President after he was released from prison. ...

Amy Austin Dunham: "I'm a bit late chiming in about the cop who was acquitted of murdering Philandro Castile, I know, but I am going to add my thoughts anyway. I watched the newly released dashcam video several times, along with Diamond Reynolds' video, which I have seen several times as well. We have two different videos to watch and put all together as best as possible. Never did I see a reason to pull a gun on him, let alone shoot him. He was killed because the cop was scare ...

The Washington Post\'s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefiniteperiod of time. 2. Ignoranus: A ...

for pumpkin cookies. I used to have one that called for walnutes and/or chocolate chips, but cannot find it. From what I remember they are fairly easy to make, which is a big plus because I seldom bake. TIA!!!! ...

I am a conservative person and yet I understand the desire some haveto provide food, shelter, and health care for those less fortunate.However, the problem arises when we have so many people who abusethe system. We have people who would rather collect unemployment ora welfare check then work a menial job. We have people who collectgov't assistance and use this money to contribute to their addictionto drugs and/or alcohol. We have too many people desiring a handout and if w ...

http://www.quibids.com/ Learn more at the link below. ...

Yep, just how I transcribe! (See link below. Tried to link to photo but doesn't appear to be coming through.) http://s1276.photobucket.com/user/MTLeaving/media/good-pic-typist-638x488_zps46675c2d.jpg.html?sort=4&o=1 ...

I just had to share with you all my wonderful news! My husband and I are expecting our first baby in June 2010!!! This is the most exciting and wonderful thing that has ever happened to us and I cant wait to meet the new member of the family! :-D ...

I doubt few will really care, but being from Kentucky, I just had to share! I'm sure others from KY here can relate to the "hillbilly" stereotypes we hear all the time. I'm just so proud that one of my "kinfolk" has a shot at a million:) It's on at 4:30 p.m. EST, WKRC (channel 12). ...

Just found out my daughter is pregnant (her second). The first experience was so bad for her. Hypoxemia, induction gone wrong, emergency C-section, anesthesiologist actually threatening her, and the baby had jaundice at a dangerous level that no one even noticed until I made them test him (he went home with a light vest and home health nurse), all of which was reported to the hospital administrator and so on. Bad memories. She really wants this time to be different. She ...

Just wanted to share something that made me chuckle.

Hi Lord!! - Ann H.

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