I saw something that made me chuckle

I have Vonage with the neat little feature where your voicemail is transcribed for you and emailed to you. Like VR for your voicemail. My name is Lori and every time I get a voicemail email it translates me name as "Lord." So every day I get all these messages that "Hi Lord, this is...." Talk about an ego boost! ...

When a topic is discussed on the boards, no matter what, there are immediately matching adverts popping up on top of the page. The advert about "Hoarders! Removal of trash and garbage, etc..." made me smile. This topic was discussed at length on this board. Some people should really give them a call! ...

On pelvic exam: Dictated: A Pap smear was collected. VR output: A pastor was collected. ...

Granted, the patient came in for female issues. This just made me laugh. Dictated: I counseled her to stop smoking for general health purposes. VR typed: I counseled her to stop smoking from her vaginal vault ...

Dictated: Milk of magnesia VR: Movement of knees ...

Doc was dictating past surgical history and came to one that he called a "Nissan" fundoplication. ...

The doc is dictating a correction, says: "Please note, there were only two debridements, not three. The heel debridement was a selective tissue debridement . . . unlike the other two debridements, which were subcutaneous tissue debridements." I smell another correction coming! Hehehee! ...

Plastic Surgeon dictation... Patient's name - Barbie. ...

Santorum explaining earnestly that elderly Danish people have to wear arm bands that state "do not euthanize me." Pretty close to the misinformation spread on the board here about Obamacare. ...

Dr. Neff the nephrologist. I'm a nerd, I know. lol ...

"In terms of symptoms, the patient mentions that she has no issues with her smell perception. She does smell." ...

Listening to Rush today. He announced his new product line of Rush Babe apparel and bump stickers. He urged the gals to order a t-shirt with Rush Babe logo to annoy liberals. Nice to know connies care enough about our opinion to spend their hard-earned money (or their hubby's) on a shirt to annoy us. I personally would not be annoyed but rather pity the wearer. Anyone over 20 with an opinion t shirt is sad enough, but one pledging allegiance to an obese misogynist is patheti ...

Doctor said: The patient is scheduled for an angiogram. VR added: In fact, the patient will do a stool. (Nothing had been said at this point, but the doctor was breathing heavily as he was thinking, and VR interpreted his breathing as that apparently.) ...

Bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning by reminding her Nelson Mandela got elected President after he was released from prison. ...

I am bringing this post over here. Maybe this is something that all parties could work together at for the good of our country. Think of the jobs we could create ourselves if we all made it a point to buy goods made in America. http://general.mtstars.com/278692.html ...

So heartbreaking. Please spread the word. http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2013/oct/15/orphan-goes-church-and-asks-someone-anyone-adopt-h/#comments ...

In the exam the doc said "There is no evidence of a head or neck". So...just how did the patient explain her problem to the doc??? ha ha ...

Since my MT'ing salary has taken such a hit these days, I had to laugh the other day when I was watching "Intervention." The interventionist stated that people were lined up outside of drug rehab clinics offering to sell clean urine samples to the addicts. They were getting $25 per sample. I quickly realized that I would be paid well based on production! lol Of course I wouldn't seriously consider doing this, but it made me laugh. Also, ...

sure to 'christen' every room of your home? ...

Went in to the store to browse and saw the cutest 4th of July apron. It was royal blue and had "Made in the U.S.A" in a cute print on the front. I thought how cute would that look on the cook who is barbequeing on the 4th?!Yep,you guessed it. The tag said, "Made in China."I was so ticked! MOST of the inventory in US stores is foreign made. Even the Christmas stuff. I am very aware and try as much as possible to "BUY AMERICAN". Since that was going to be an impulse buy, of course I did not p ...

After Republicans regained control in the 2010 elections Troy Newman said: ''I feel like a little boy on Christmas morning -- which package do you open up first?'' said Troy Newman, the leader of Operation Rescue, an anti-abortion group. Already, abortion opponents were considering pressing for new regulations in New Mexico, Iowa and Kansas, where Sam Brownback, the Republican governor-elect, follows Democratic governors who vetoed some abortion limits approved by the Republ ...

I cannot believe this article was on Market Watch - WSJ. Takeoff on the Superbowl commercial on Paul Harvey's God Made a Farmer. ...

Another poster and I were talking a couple of threads down about how the country needs to educate themselves about how congress works (or should work, I guess I should say). I found some sites if anyone's interested - some are quite lengthy (I've only made it to Part IV on the first one), but I thought this would be a good place to start the conversation. The first two are from 2007 and 2003 respectively, but I couldn't find anything more recent (if anyone finds someth ...

I left my old MTSO only to realize that the new one is not a good fit. Am trying to get back into the old one. Please pray for the highest good to be done. ...

I saw this on Facebook - finally, someone gets what MTs have to go through to earn a buck! I'm not sure that image is going to show - I couldn't preview it. Oh well. I used this link to get the image: http://fairrivergifts.com/collections/custom-t-shirts-and-hoodies ...

Which is HUGE for me! I'm one of these people that puts on a happy face and let's no one in on what's really going on in my personal life. Every time I have made an appointment like this, I end up canceling it. So we'll see. After I posted below and got such encouraging responses and I realized that I had my employee assistance program available to me through the hospital I work for which pays for the first five visits or so of counseling or whatever. ...

somewhere down below, since we're suddenly knee-deep in fear-mongering tomfoolery. Come on, folks; up your game ...

I saw something that made me chuckle

:) - Edie

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