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Posted: Mar 27, 2012

Santorum explaining earnestly that elderly Danish people have to wear arm bands that state "do not euthanize me."  Pretty close to the misinformation spread on the board here about Obamacare.

 

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He doesn't know the difference between Danish and Dutch. - Entirely false. nm

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If you are going to state what he said you might want to - actually state what he said

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Here is a quote of what he said (no he did not call Dutch people Danish people -

"In the Netherlands, people wear different bracelets if they are elderly. And the bracelet is: ‘Do not euthanize me.’ Because they have voluntary euthanasia in the Netherlands but half of the people who are euthanized — ten percent of all deaths in the Netherlands — half of those people are enthanized involuntarily at hospitals because they are older and sick. And so elderly people in the Netherlands don’t go to the hospital. They go to another country, because they are afraid, because of budget purposes, they will not come out of that hospital if they go in there with sickness.”

Which he is still a goof and that is wrong, but at least put what he actually said.

I apologize - you are right about Danish

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