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When a topic is discussed on the boards, no matter what, there are immediately matching adverts popping up on top of the page. The advert about "Hoarders! Removal of trash and garbage, etc..." made me smile. This topic was discussed at length on this board. Some people should really give them a call! ...

On pelvic exam: Dictated: A Pap smear was collected. VR output: A pastor was collected. ...

Granted, the patient came in for female issues. This just made me laugh. Dictated: I counseled her to stop smoking for general health purposes. VR typed: I counseled her to stop smoking from her vaginal vault ...

Doc was dictating past surgical history and came to one that he called a "Nissan" fundoplication. ...

The doc is dictating a correction, says: "Please note, there were only two debridements, not three. The heel debridement was a selective tissue debridement . . . unlike the other two debridements, which were subcutaneous tissue debridements." I smell another correction coming! Hehehee! ...

Plastic Surgeon dictation... Patient's name - Barbie. ...

"She is alert and oriented to personal space..." ...

Santorum explaining earnestly that elderly Danish people have to wear arm bands that state "do not euthanize me." Pretty close to the misinformation spread on the board here about Obamacare. ...

Dr. Neff the nephrologist. I'm a nerd, I know. lol ...

"In terms of symptoms, the patient mentions that she has no issues with her smell perception. She does smell." ...

ASR: He resides with his bowels. What was actually said: He resides with his spouse. ...

Listening to Rush today. He announced his new product line of Rush Babe apparel and bump stickers. He urged the gals to order a t-shirt with Rush Babe logo to annoy liberals. Nice to know connies care enough about our opinion to spend their hard-earned money (or their hubby's) on a shirt to annoy us. I personally would not be annoyed but rather pity the wearer. Anyone over 20 with an opinion t shirt is sad enough, but one pledging allegiance to an obese misogynist is patheti ...

Next to us at the redlight was a police car from our town that had painted on the fender, "Tearfully donated by a drug dealer". Cute huh. ...

Doctor said: The patient is scheduled for an angiogram. VR added: In fact, the patient will do a stool. (Nothing had been said at this point, but the doctor was breathing heavily as he was thinking, and VR interpreted his breathing as that apparently.) ...

Bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning by reminding her Nelson Mandela got elected President after he was released from prison. ...

I have Vonage with the neat little feature where your voicemail is transcribed for you and emailed to you. Like VR for your voicemail. My name is Lori and every time I get a voicemail email it translates me name as "Lord." So every day I get all these messages that "Hi Lord, this is...." Talk about an ego boost! ...

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