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This gave me a little chuckle


Posted: Nov 15, 2010

Dr. Neff the nephrologist. I'm a nerd, I know. lol;

I saw a Dr. Lawyer. I thought, "dude, you're in the wrong profession." - Saugust

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doc names - mt

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I used to work for a GI group - Dr Lazarus and Dr Resurrecion (pronounced resurrection). Their patients got a kick out of that. They figured they were safe either way. One day one of the little old lady patients called and I asked which doctor she saw and she said "Dr. Erection". The doctor laughed the rest of the day about that.

in my office... - r

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we've heard of a Dr. Doctor and we also have a Dr. Patient

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