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I have had such a rotten day today, that I finally read something that just made me laugh out loud. Doctor stated: She recently had her flu shot. VR put: She was secretly shot. ...

News just did a number of outtakes where she has actually expressed this to be her "dream" job. Made me giggle. A woman with all that power and intelligence (I'm not Rep, but respect her just the same). And, I'm sure you have to have lots of smarts to be the NFL commissioner, just seems like quite a career change. I'm sure there will be lots of football fans with opinions on this. I'm not, just thought this was humorous. ...

Doctor dictated a medication of Baraclude VR input the medication was "bar food". I think I need some of that medication. LOL ...

Let's face it - - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neigher is apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French Fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it ...

I love the little boy at the beach. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On0kOAelMVI&feature=channel ...

This stuff just keeps getting better. He was already on the watch list and now Baby Face Kushner has more reason to be on that who did what list. ...

This is a real crack up (or so I think). The looks on their faces are funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMoWt0wnlUw ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28GUU1YbP_E Anyone heard of the group called Straight No Chaser? It's an accapella choir group that started out as a college choir group in 1996 and was revived recently. This is a fairly recent performance of some Christmas music and will just leave you smiling. ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao ...

You have heard me talk about my stepfather's pets before; Tiny (a Smooth Fox Terrier/Chihuahua mix), and Morry, our Amazon parrot. Saturday night was Trick or Treat night, and I always go up and put some things out front that light up; orange light bulb for the door light, a lighted ghost holding a pumpkin and skull, a cackling witch on the bench out front, whose eyes flash red when she laughs, a talking trick or treat bag that lights up and laughs when you walk by, etc. T ...

This is very cute. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI0HW_2Xkh4 ...

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Friday shows Mitt Romney attracting support from 50% of voters nationwide, while President Obama earns the vote from 47%. One percent (1%) prefers some other candidate, and two percent (2%) are undecided. This is the fourth consecutive day that Romney has been at the 50% level of support. He has enjoyed a three- or four-point edge on each of those days. See daily tracking history.These Presidential Tracking Poll updates are based upon ni ...

says a lot about who won the debate. As usual Ryan has no details, sounds like a parrot. ...

the GOP should have at least pretended to invite him to the convention. Ouch. ...

That silly old Romney ...

I am bringing this post over here. Maybe this is something that all parties could work together at for the good of our country. Think of the jobs we could create ourselves if we all made it a point to buy goods made in America. http://general.mtstars.com/278692.html ...

So heartbreaking. Please spread the word. http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2013/oct/15/orphan-goes-church-and-asks-someone-anyone-adopt-h/#comments ...

"She is alert and oriented to personal space..." ...

Since my MT'ing salary has taken such a hit these days, I had to laugh the other day when I was watching "Intervention." The interventionist stated that people were lined up outside of drug rehab clinics offering to sell clean urine samples to the addicts. They were getting $25 per sample. I quickly realized that I would be paid well based on production! lol Of course I wouldn't seriously consider doing this, but it made me laugh. Also, ...

sure to 'christen' every room of your home? ...

ASR: He resides with his bowels. What was actually said: He resides with his spouse. ...

Went in to the store to browse and saw the cutest 4th of July apron. It was royal blue and had "Made in the U.S.A" in a cute print on the front. I thought how cute would that look on the cook who is barbequeing on the 4th?!Yep,you guessed it. The tag said, "Made in China."I was so ticked! MOST of the inventory in US stores is foreign made. Even the Christmas stuff. I am very aware and try as much as possible to "BUY AMERICAN". Since that was going to be an impulse buy, of course I did not p ...

Next to us at the redlight was a police car from our town that had painted on the fender, "Tearfully donated by a drug dealer". Cute huh. ...

After Republicans regained control in the 2010 elections Troy Newman said: ''I feel like a little boy on Christmas morning -- which package do you open up first?'' said Troy Newman, the leader of Operation Rescue, an anti-abortion group. Already, abortion opponents were considering pressing for new regulations in New Mexico, Iowa and Kansas, where Sam Brownback, the Republican governor-elect, follows Democratic governors who vetoed some abortion limits approved by the Republ ...

I cannot believe this article was on Market Watch - WSJ. Takeoff on the Superbowl commercial on Paul Harvey's God Made a Farmer. ...

Another poster and I were talking a couple of threads down about how the country needs to educate themselves about how congress works (or should work, I guess I should say). I found some sites if anyone's interested - some are quite lengthy (I've only made it to Part IV on the first one), but I thought this would be a good place to start the conversation. The first two are from 2007 and 2003 respectively, but I couldn't find anything more recent (if anyone finds someth ...

I left my old MTSO only to realize that the new one is not a good fit. Am trying to get back into the old one. Please pray for the highest good to be done. ...

I saw this on Facebook - finally, someone gets what MTs have to go through to earn a buck! I'm not sure that image is going to show - I couldn't preview it. Oh well. I used this link to get the image: http://fairrivergifts.com/collections/custom-t-shirts-and-hoodies ...

Which is HUGE for me! I'm one of these people that puts on a happy face and let's no one in on what's really going on in my personal life. Every time I have made an appointment like this, I end up canceling it. So we'll see. After I posted below and got such encouraging responses and I realized that I had my employee assistance program available to me through the hospital I work for which pays for the first five visits or so of counseling or whatever. ...

somewhere down below, since we're suddenly knee-deep in fear-mongering tomfoolery. Come on, folks; up your game ...

This made me smile

yeah, they dictate like this a lot where I work. That's too funny - jmn

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