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Haven't seen anything new here in awhile. Thought this was a funny joke. This is a story which is perfectly logical to all Engineers A wife asks her engineer husband, "Could you please go shopping for me And buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." ...

A wild-eyed woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, District of Columbia, waving an unholstered pistol and yelled out, “I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven-round magazine, plus one in the chamber. I want to know who has been sleeping with my husband?” A female voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo, Hillary!” ...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a sperm? A sperm has one chance in a million of becoming a human being. ...

Today we had a break for jokes, etc. I thought this was kind of funny: Two young boys were whiling an afternoon away walking through a cemetery and reading the headstones out loud. One boy stopped at a headstone and read: "Here lies a lawyer and an honest man." The other boy answered: "There must be two men buried there." ...

A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.She descended a little more and shouted: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."''You must be an Engineer", said th ...

Eric's closed door meeting with journalists - Washington Post reports "they are allowed to say that the Justice Dept supports press freedom." If this isn't a joke, it ought to be. ...

Hamas is attacking. Israel is defending. Russia is invading. Boko Haram is massacring. ISIS is marching. Iran and N. Korea are threatening. American cities are crumbling. The southern border of the USA has dissolved. America's debt is skyrocketing and Americans are hurting. Our enemies are laughing. Obama is fundraising. Please take it easy on Obama, it's his first job! ...

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here's what happened: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on m ...

Santa had his reindeer. They were: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet Cupid Donner Bliltzen. But very few know about that ninth reindeer and it's not Rudolph. I will give you a hint that in this line: All of the other reindeerUsed to laugh and call him names I will put the answer after I post this. ...

that is there is a dime's difference between Republican and Democrats. And you know who is laughing? Those in power who read these silly boards and see: Obama this, Bush that, Democrats this, Repubs that. If you stop and think how LITTLE things change from one administration to the next you will begin to have a clue: The system is designed to support the status quo: American as imperialist (foreign policy). Middle class paying for lower and upper classes. Of course there a ...

I guess it is not a joke as I sit here looking out my window. My area of Maine is expected to get 8-14 inches of snow with wind gusts between 35-50 mph today. It is a wet and heavy snow so it is sticking to everything and does look nice, but not on April 1st. It will not last long and will melt quickly, but it does not give you the spring fever you should be feeling this time of year. I want to hear the birds chirping and see the trees budding - does not look too pro ...

My boyfriend's cousin called me his "goody two shoes" girlfriend when he first met me and now he gets embarassed every time I mention it, so as a joke to him I want to make him a goody-two-shoes costume for my halloween party. All I can think to do is take a poster board, put elastic on the back, make arm holes, and glue candy and shoes to the front of it, and write goody two-shoes on it. Does anyone have a better idea??? ...

Despite doomsday warnings from the White House and lawmakers on both sides that hundreds of thousands would lose their jobs as a result of the sequester, it turns out the budget cuts have only led to one job being lost among 23 federal agencies. Now Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., is demanding answers as to why the Obama administration repeatedly warned taxpayers that the $85.3 billion in spending cuts, which went into effect in March 2013, would threaten hundreds of thousands of jobs. The findings w ...

Is this just the flu? Fever, unbreakable, at a brain-boiling 101 for 48 hours. I took toxic amounts of alternating Tylenol and Advil, with tons of GatorAde and ice water, but could not break it. All day Saturday and Sunday, just burning up. I was seriously tempted to start making funeral arrangements. And cough, so bad that now my rib muscles are ripped, hurts every time I cough or sneeze. Body aches, everything hurts, head, shoulders, knees, elbows, back, hip ...

The attacks on president Obama are not something new from the republican party. President Clinton was subjected to the same rabid persecution from Whitewater to Monica Lewinsky, anything to dismantle his presidency. Thankfully he prevailed and is still respected for his accomplishments and his statemenship. In the case of Clinton vs Obama, republicans eventually caught Clinton in a compromising position with Monica thus revealing his weak points, sex and women. In the case of p ...

I have been reading all the bashing on here for Obama, Democrats, Republicans, Bush, etc. Frankly it is getting ridiculous. You see, reading these posts makes me think of what Congress does. Everybody is bickering and nobody is doing anything. The comparison is not meant to put anyone in particular down, it is just getting old, just like our government (including both parties). Frankly, I don't believe either party runs this country anymore. I beli ...

Kelsey, my 12-1/2-year-old miniature Schnauzer, has had arthritis for a few years. She was really in a lot of pain last fall and the vet suggested baby aspirin. I have been giving her baby aspirin and she was like a puppy again...until this past weekend. Just all of the sudden, she is back to feeling miserable. When she stands, her hind legs and front left leg shake. She did let me take her for a walk just around half of our block today but since then has been in bed and not getting up at all. S ...

Why are weekends mandatory when there's never any work? I can go work at McDonalds and at least make minimum wage standing around all day wasting my time! This is BS!! I'm stuck in my office until noon today with NJA. I'm not going to use my PTO to make up NJA or work extra hours this week to make up the NJA and God forbid go over 40 hours! This is complete crap! I should send my electric bill to my MTSO and make them pay it! I'm so done with MT, it's not worth it. If ...

By Raw StoryThursday, January 21st, 2010 -- 8:34 pm Agent was contraband detection trainer; 'no longer employed' at TSA These days, joking about anything illegal while in an airport security line will likely land you in a holding cell, and might even result in criminal charges. But this column from the Philadelphia Inquirer has some wondering whether that rule applies to TSA employees themselves. Inquirer columnist Daniel Rubin reports that a 22-year-old University of Michigan stude ...

I am submitting a prayer request for my sick mother-in-law. She has only had one kidney for many years now. Recently, she was taken to the hospital to have a large kidney stone removed. (It required surger.) Her kidney functionality went from 30%to 10% in one week. I believe she will have to start immediate dialysis. I am worried and sad. I am praying that her functionality will come back. The doctors were hoping for that. She is the grandmother of my daughters, and I do not want anything to go ...

i have diabetes and my blood prusser is so high and i can't take my medicen it makes me sick. i need it to stop hurting me. please pray so i can live and see my grandson and daughter ...

Okay, so I've got a tumor in my parotid gland that needs to be excised. Radiologist leaned towards benign; surgeon leaned toward malignant, as the tumor has tripled in size over 6 months and now there is another nodule in my neck area. My CEA is also elevated into the 4s; not a huge elevation, but elevated nonetheless. My H&H are also concentrated. Neither of these are reassuring. My surgeon did say an elevated CEA is usually more associated with colon cancer t ...

Aren't they supposed to be working for us not against us? Why does each side think it's okay to take the American people hostage as long as it furthers thier agenda? It's not just the tax cuts that will expire, but it also puts into motion the defense cuts that were never supposed to happen, which could put more than 1 million people out of work. I think every single one of them should forfeit thier paycheck until they come up with a plan that helps everyone, not ...

Great, there go my savings. I THINK I'm going to doctor on Monday - hate driving there, 'cause it's low-income clinic far away from me, so I would hate for my car to break down, on top of being sick, besides having to miss work next week BECAUSE I NEED A FRICKIN BREAK. Should I just put off going to the doctor, keep working, not getting sleep, and then put myself in the hospital? I'm not young anymore. Not that I didn't get sick all the time when I was ...

now a corporate president, either repub or democ? Ayn Rand would be very happy... I once had an Indian doctor (whom I admired very much) tell me people from other countries before coming here read "Atlas Shrugged" and Ayn Rand's books. This is their view of our country. I read the book and was sickened at the ruthlessness and worship of money as a god... kind of like, well, now. ...

Do you think this is real, or a sick joke?

Wow...not sure - Stella-JRG

people troll Yahoo Answers all the time-sm - anon

No I don't think it's a joke - sm

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