How to make a goody two shoes costume as a joke (sm)

I'm looking for some halloween costume ideas for a party my DH and I have been invited to. We'd like to dress as a couple, but we don't have to. We're both on the plus size. I'm a size 18 (I'm larger across the chest than anywhere) and my DH is a size 38/40 tall (he carries his weight in his tummy and across the chest). I picked up a pair of pleather pants for myself on a clearance rack and thought about going as Sandy from Grease and my hubs as D ...

Anyone have any good (and easy) costume ideas for an adult? I'm in a chilly part of the country. Thx! ...

I was transcribing for an Irish dermatologist - he was quite a dufus and very nimble fingered. One day he had a very cranky patient who fussed about everything, nothing would suit her, and every time he explained something to her she said, "I'll have to call my husband and talk to him first." Finally, she agreed and he removed a nevi, only while he was trying to put that in the specimen jar for pathology - he dropped it! So the doctor said, "My nurse and I looked all over the office, ev ...

Put hip-hop videos in schools to help fight obesity. I don't let my kids listen to that garbage. If they try it, I do have a standing in the PTA and will strongly object. I wish she would hip-hop her way back to Chicago where she belongs. ...

We will be attending a small Christmas party where there is some expectation of bringing a small gift for everyone. We usually know about half the people there. I have done some small generic gifts of pancake "mixes" with maple syrups, hand lotions/organic soaps, home baked goodies/candy, etc. Anyone have any inexpensive ideas? Ideas for making the bags? Christmas is just around the corner! ...

I know they're expensive and funny looking, but I'm tempted. They are supposed to be a lot like walking barefoot, but without the cuts on your feet. ...

I recently started a running program and I love it. I have had arthroscopic surgery on both knees, left knee 2 years ago, and right knee in 1998 and then again in 2009. I have tried to take really good care of my knees, but really have been wanting to run for quite awhile now so just decided to do it, because I'm 52, I'm menopausal and gaining weight whereas I've never had a problem with that before, and just for my mental well-being. I don't do the high-imp ...

I have a pair of sandals that I love but they sound as if they have flatus when I walk and make the sound of someone with too much gas. I do not care to have any unwanted attention called to me and having people look so asking for anyone who has had a similar problem to let me know what they did. Thanks. ...

Anyone ever buy one of those "designer knock offs", like a purse or shoes? I live in LA and that is the designer knock off capital of the world! I bought a knock off of a Birken purse for 30 bucks! It has crooked stitching on the strap, and the liner inside is shifting a bit, but OMG I think it's so pretty and I love it! I could never ever shop on Rodeo Drive and buy the real one for 3000 dollars! I am sooo glad there are knock offs! BUT!... my si ...

http://www.mainstreet.com/article/sm...s&cm_ven=msIBS We’ve all heard the stereotype that women have more shoes than they know what to do with, but a new study provides some evidence for this claim. According to Glamour, the average woman will buy 469 pairs of shoes in her lifetime. All in all, she will end up spending $25,000 on shoes. So ladies, if you’re looking to cut corners, ditching the shoe addiction might be a good first step. This number comes from a survey of 3,000 ...

Another one of the products of science that seem too amazing to be true: Researchers at MIT have invented the technological equivalent of Mexican jumping beans. As seen in the video above [at the link], they’ve created polymer films that act like artificial fast-twitch muscles, spontaneously curling up and dancing around in an eerily life-like way. The polymer sheets are specially designed to rapidly expand when they come into contact with water, and contract when they e ...

I bought a pair of Skechers slip-on sneakers about a year ago. I made the mistake of wearing them for the first time without socks and developed a big sore on my right heel. Flash forward many months...I wore them again, this time with socks, and developed a big sore again. I've tried different socks, moleskin, etc. The right shoe continues to bother my heel. The left shoe is fine. Does anyone know a magic trick or anything to fix this problem? Thank you. ...

By Sahil KapurMonday, April 5th, 2010 -- 10:14 am President Obama's most vigorous opponents have gone to great lengths to paint him as a Muslim, despite all evidence to the contrary. At a recent event, a Tea Party organizer pushed those limits even further. "In the yellow cinder-block meeting room of the Munford, TN, municipal building, the Tipton County Tea Party convened on a recent evening to raise money for billboards, organize a tax day protest and encourage attendance at a state con ...

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They have lowered the bar again. I am now officially an independent. ...

Haven't seen anything new here in awhile. Thought this was a funny joke. This is a story which is perfectly logical to all Engineers A wife asks her engineer husband, "Could you please go shopping for me And buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." ...

A wild-eyed woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, District of Columbia, waving an unholstered pistol and yelled out, “I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven-round magazine, plus one in the chamber. I want to know who has been sleeping with my husband?” A female voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo, Hillary!” ...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a sperm? A sperm has one chance in a million of becoming a human being. ...

Today we had a break for jokes, etc. I thought this was kind of funny: Two young boys were whiling an afternoon away walking through a cemetery and reading the headstones out loud. One boy stopped at a headstone and read: "Here lies a lawyer and an honest man." The other boy answered: "There must be two men buried there." ...

A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.She descended a little more and shouted: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."''You must be an Engineer", said th ...

Eric's closed door meeting with journalists - Washington Post reports "they are allowed to say that the Justice Dept supports press freedom." If this isn't a joke, it ought to be. ...

Hamas is attacking. Israel is defending. Russia is invading. Boko Haram is massacring. ISIS is marching. Iran and N. Korea are threatening. American cities are crumbling. The southern border of the USA has dissolved. America's debt is skyrocketing and Americans are hurting. Our enemies are laughing. Obama is fundraising. Please take it easy on Obama, it's his first job! ...

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here's what happened: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on m ...

Santa had his reindeer. They were: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet Cupid Donner Bliltzen. But very few know about that ninth reindeer and it's not Rudolph. I will give you a hint that in this line: All of the other reindeerUsed to laugh and call him names I will put the answer after I post this. ...

that is there is a dime's difference between Republican and Democrats. And you know who is laughing? Those in power who read these silly boards and see: Obama this, Bush that, Democrats this, Repubs that. If you stop and think how LITTLE things change from one administration to the next you will begin to have a clue: The system is designed to support the status quo: American as imperialist (foreign policy). Middle class paying for lower and upper classes. Of course there a ...

I guess it is not a joke as I sit here looking out my window. My area of Maine is expected to get 8-14 inches of snow with wind gusts between 35-50 mph today. It is a wet and heavy snow so it is sticking to everything and does look nice, but not on April 1st. It will not last long and will melt quickly, but it does not give you the spring fever you should be feeling this time of year. I want to hear the birds chirping and see the trees budding - does not look too pro ...

Despite doomsday warnings from the White House and lawmakers on both sides that hundreds of thousands would lose their jobs as a result of the sequester, it turns out the budget cuts have only led to one job being lost among 23 federal agencies. Now Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., is demanding answers as to why the Obama administration repeatedly warned taxpayers that the $85.3 billion in spending cuts, which went into effect in March 2013, would threaten hundreds of thousands of jobs. The findings w ...

How to make a goody two shoes costume as a joke (sm)

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maybe an angel halo and hang 2 big shoes around you neck - by the strings?

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