Yet another lawyer joke

Today we had a break for jokes, etc. I thought this was kind of funny: Two young boys were whiling an afternoon away walking through a cemetery and reading the headstones out loud. One boy stopped at a headstone and read: "Here lies a lawyer and an honest man." The other boy answered: "There must be two men buried there." ...

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here's what happened: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on m ...

What do I do? Divorce is not what I wanted, I still love my husband. He walked away a year ago after saying he cheated and has no plans on coming back. He is paying all the bills, he spends some time with his daughters (18 and 11), but this weekend actually went in public with his you-know-what and her kids along with our youngest daughters. I've never felt more humiliated, hurt, angry, and worthless. I've already seen 2 lawyers, 1 of which is pushing medi ...

Just shaking my head. Lie, cheat, kidnap delegates on buses to keep them from getting back to a rules committee vote, and assault. Apparently, the GOP is willing to stoop to anything to defeat Obama. http://www.capecodtoday.com/blogs/index.php/2012/09/02/massgop-lawyer-vincent-devito-assaults-w?blog=119 ...

This would be superb if we wouldn't be left with the next shlepp...Pence. ...

FBI General Counsel James A. Baker is purportedly under a Department of Justice criminal investigation for allegedly leaking classified national security information to the media, according to multiple government officials close to the probe who spoke with Circa on the condition of anonymity. ...

There were guests on special show on Fox News last night debating what the jury would do and how they would respond to the Anthony family tears. One guest who was a defense attorney said it will come down to forensics. This led another guest, who is prosecutor to say, athough it may not be right, what the jury will remember is Casey partying, shopping, getting a tattoo immediately after the child's death, the jailhouse tapes where she continued ...

8 Days After Trump Jr. Mtg. More information leaked out today on Russian attorney Natalia Veselnitskaya. Veselnitskaya told NBC News on Monday she was not with the Kremlin as was reported by The New York Times. She confirmed her meeting with Donald Trump Jr. was about Russian adoptions in the US. The law firm where Veselnitskaya is listed as managing partner, Kamerton Consulting, is based in a Moscow suburb and does not even have a website. A staff member at Kamerton told The As ...

Great article! Obama, Lynch, Comey, Clinton, et al, better start praying for salvation. The depths to which they slither just amazes me. ...

I'm not up on this guy, but he seems to be all over the 'net in one capacity or another. Read his discussion, which starts back in the beginning of the making of the Constitution with examples of cases. This is very long but I tried to summarize his article. Please see the following link if you want to read the whole thing. THE IMPEACHMENT POWER 1. Article II, Section IV of the United States Constitution provides: “The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the Un ...

The truth comes out. Apparently, what amounts to a "white supremacy" group is behind Arizona's new anti-immigration law. I guess that answers the question once and for all whether the law is racist! http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2010/04/28/hate-group-lawyer-drafted-arizona-anti-immigrant-law/ ...

http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/wikileaks-founder-julian-assanges-lawyer-found-dead/ ...

Photos suggest Veselnitskaya is Deep State anti-Trump operative. Where's Maxine? ...

http://web.archive.org/web/20040627142700/eastandard.net/headlines/news26060403.htm ...

They have lowered the bar again. I am now officially an independent. ...

Haven't seen anything new here in awhile. Thought this was a funny joke. This is a story which is perfectly logical to all Engineers A wife asks her engineer husband, "Could you please go shopping for me And buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." ...

A wild-eyed woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, District of Columbia, waving an unholstered pistol and yelled out, “I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven-round magazine, plus one in the chamber. I want to know who has been sleeping with my husband?” A female voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo, Hillary!” ...

I really don't know if it would make a difference from reading the article...make up your own mind. Tony West, a high-powered San Francisco lawyer whose clients have ranged from corporate giants to "American Taliban" John Walker Lindh, has been nominated by President Obama as an assistant attorney general in charge of the Justice Department's Civil Division. West, 43, an Oakland resident, met Obama in 2004 at the Democratic National Conventi ...

A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.She descended a little more and shouted: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."''You must be an Engineer", said th ...

Eric's closed door meeting with journalists - Washington Post reports "they are allowed to say that the Justice Dept supports press freedom." If this isn't a joke, it ought to be. ...

Hamas is attacking. Israel is defending. Russia is invading. Boko Haram is massacring. ISIS is marching. Iran and N. Korea are threatening. American cities are crumbling. The southern border of the USA has dissolved. America's debt is skyrocketing and Americans are hurting. Our enemies are laughing. Obama is fundraising. Please take it easy on Obama, it's his first job! ...

Santa had his reindeer. They were: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet Cupid Donner Bliltzen. But very few know about that ninth reindeer and it's not Rudolph. I will give you a hint that in this line: All of the other reindeerUsed to laugh and call him names I will put the answer after I post this. ...

that is there is a dime's difference between Republican and Democrats. And you know who is laughing? Those in power who read these silly boards and see: Obama this, Bush that, Democrats this, Repubs that. If you stop and think how LITTLE things change from one administration to the next you will begin to have a clue: The system is designed to support the status quo: American as imperialist (foreign policy). Middle class paying for lower and upper classes. Of course there a ...

I guess it is not a joke as I sit here looking out my window. My area of Maine is expected to get 8-14 inches of snow with wind gusts between 35-50 mph today. It is a wet and heavy snow so it is sticking to everything and does look nice, but not on April 1st. It will not last long and will melt quickly, but it does not give you the spring fever you should be feeling this time of year. I want to hear the birds chirping and see the trees budding - does not look too pro ...

My boyfriend's cousin called me his "goody two shoes" girlfriend when he first met me and now he gets embarassed every time I mention it, so as a joke to him I want to make him a goody-two-shoes costume for my halloween party. All I can think to do is take a poster board, put elastic on the back, make arm holes, and glue candy and shoes to the front of it, and write goody two-shoes on it. Does anyone have a better idea??? ...

Despite doomsday warnings from the White House and lawmakers on both sides that hundreds of thousands would lose their jobs as a result of the sequester, it turns out the budget cuts have only led to one job being lost among 23 federal agencies. Now Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., is demanding answers as to why the Obama administration repeatedly warned taxpayers that the $85.3 billion in spending cuts, which went into effect in March 2013, would threaten hundreds of thousands of jobs. The findings w ...

Yet another lawyer joke

Cute - nm

I love these! - Dinosaur

Someone's been watching "Better Call Saul." - Including me. LOLOL

Best lawyer show ever, but don't you wonder - sm

A real basket case, that one. Love that show. - nm

Thankya, Dinosaur! - Nick

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