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Groan joke from my 12 year old niece.
Posted: Nov 27, 2009
Santa had his reindeer.
They were:
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet Cupid Donner Bliltzen.
But very few know about that ninth reindeer and it's not Rudolph.
I will give you a hint that in this line:
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
I will put the answer after I post this.
;
I'm stumped - just me
[ In Reply To ..]I can't think of what it would be.
Answer - Me
[ In Reply To ..]"Names"
Okay, I feel like I should never go on that show - just me
[ In Reply To ..]Are you smarter than a 5th grader because I'll be sure to lose. HA HA
I had to read the joke about 6 times and kept saying the answer over and over and after the sixth time got it.
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