"The View" Blooper

What VR heard: " Long-term care was discussed with Mr. So and so in the presence of his bowels" What was really said: "Long-term care was discussed with Mr. So and so in the presnce of his spouse" Dictation was clear as a bell, no accent on the doc's part! Yeah, the system is really "learing". It's getting better and better every day... NOT! haha! ...

Just had to post this "blooper" of one of my docs who was extremely tired! Thought it would bring a smile to someone's face who normally would just have been aggravated by it! Here's the quote...can you 'catch' it?... "She is approximately 4 weeks' postpartum. She is not pregnant." Hmm...ya think? LOL! I love my job and though there are sooo many MTs here that seem to hate the fact that God even gives them breath to wake up in the morning in order ...

VR: Patient advised to eat urine. Correct: Patient advised to eat yogurt. There should be a separate board just for funny VR bloopers to at least give us something to laugh about! ...

Dictated: "Probable hepatic steatosis"VR typed: "Robert below Patrick steatosis" ...

Was going along editing the dictation when out of the blue SR hears "the patient has been evaluated previously by a stray cat." Should have been,"the patient has been evaluated previously by a psychiatrist. I'd rather be evaluated by a stray cat on any day!! Being a cat lover, this instantly planted a visual in my head of a cat wearing specs, sitting behind a desk, with a writing pad jotting down notes, as I go on and on about how difficult my job has become...I wonder what it wou ...

Dictated: The patient has a history of painful periods since her teenage years, which was stable until she delivered an 11-year-old child. Now that is a good trick. Skip infancy and just deliver older children... ...

VR: "patient's stools are soft and tasty". Made me laugh. :) ...

The speech wreck engine offered up "California." The dictator actually said "schizophrenia." Sometimes, truth can be found in the oddest places.... And I live in California, so I can say that! Discuss among yourselves; I have work to do. Yes, I have work. :) ...

a 10-second right hemicolectomy? (dictated: October 2008 right hemicolectomy) ...

ASR put "The next patient is ON MY KNEE". Doc was actually dictating the patient's name. ...

Well, I read this article (a male perspective about male circumcision) on a forum for moms (http://healthmad.com/addiction/circumcision-of-males-in-america-and-how-it-is-viewed-by-american-women/). To be honest - I found this article funny, however, I do know the topic isn't funny. So, was curious - what is your view on this? Do you agree with the comments in the article - supposedly made by women? ...

Monday: Joy Behar uggested that Democrat presidential nominee former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton could have said, “I would like to apologize to those tramps that have slept with my husband.” Tuesday: Whoopie calls Hillary the victim because some women slept with Bill knowing he was married. Really, Whoopie? What about all the sexual assaults and rapes? Those women didn't sleep with Bill willinginly, so are they tramps? I guess so to your way of ...

Inclusion in the Saudi club with all the dancing and smiling. I'm sure the royalty aspect appeals to him. Now how about that heightened mysogyny. http://en.abna24.com/service/middle-east-west-asia/archive/2016/05/17/754798/story.html ...

She's been reporting on Afghan since 1996. She certainly knows the region and explains the Taliban and al Qaeda. Not a long read; worth reading. ========================== (CNN) -- October has been the deadliest month for the US and NATO militaries fighting in Afghanistan as well as UN workers trying to organize an election runoff. Surely the surge in deaths serves to underscore why Afghanistan matters. For all the debate happening away from the battlefield, here are a couple of importan ...

I don't know about you, but I think it's time for some changes on The View. I think it's time for Joy and Barbara to go. I like Barbara, but she has gotten a little to intrusive and interrupts too much, and goes on and on redundantly. Joy...well, all she does is bash people. It's funny how she calls herself a comedienne, but she's actually not. Very few comedians left these days in my opinion....Ellen, Seinfeld, can't think of another&# ...

I think it\'s time for Joy Behar to leave the View. Need some new blood in her slot. Her humor is based mainly on gay bashing, gossip and put downs to anyone who doesn\'t agree with her. The view is getting a little stale anyway with the same gals in there too long so she would be a good one to replace, in my opinion. Any other thoughts from anyone? ...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-july-29-2010/leader-s-digest ...

I am reminded why I voted for him and still have confidence in him, even if I don't always agree with him. Bash me all you want, I don't care. It reflects on the bashers more than the bashee, and he is great man. http://www.fancast.com/blogs/2010/tv-news/behar-and-hasselbeck-praise-obamas-view/ ...

Great video. http://www.youtube.com/embed/wM0dX3x1TQ0?rel=0 ...

Gingrich view of Trump....really interesting "Understanding Donald Trump" From The Washington Times, by Newt Gingrich Donald Trump is a genuine phenomenon. He may or may not become the Republican nominee for president. He may or may not win the presidency even if he becomes the nominee. Yet it is clear that he is a phenomenon and that any history of the 2016 presidential race will have to spend a good bit of time analyzing Trump and his impact. From the time he announced o ...

Review this and tell me why on God's green earth anyone would vote for her. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kypl1MYuKDY ...

A Woman's view on Trump There is an old rock and roll song by Stealers Wheels. One of the lines is "Clowns to left of me, Jokers to the right and here I am stuck in the middle with you." That just seems to fit. A Woman's view on Trump Someone asked a woman how she could vote for Trump, a “misogynist, a racist and a bigot”. Here is her answer: Because I use my head to research and find out what candidates really are, not what the media wants me to think. Because D ...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/joe-biden-to-father-of-former-navy-seal-killed-in-benghazi-did-your-son-always-have-balls-the-size-of-cue-balls/ The grieving father also described his brief encounter with President Obama during the ceremony for the Libya victims. “When he finally came over to where we were, I could tell that he was rather conflicted, a person who was not at peace with himself,” Woods said. “Shaking hands with him, quite frankly, was like shaking hands ...

Luckily they haven't been down my street yet.... ...

sites occasionally when checking out some posts, but marketers think they can make money off my criminal record? Have I managed to "earn" this targeted advertising all by myself or is it a forum/group thing? ...

What an eye-opener! A. Horowitz interviews white liberals, then blacks. He tells the blacks what the white liberals said about them. Watch and see what happens (link below). ...

"The View" Blooper

Similar Messages: