speech wreck new funny - "Urinary incontinence. Continue to Japan."

The speech wreck engine offered up "California." The dictator actually said "schizophrenia." Sometimes, truth can be found in the oddest places.... And I live in California, so I can say that! Discuss among yourselves; I have work to do. Yes, I have work. :) ...

SR: We were able to get a urine to swallow Dictated: We were able to get urine to flow ...

Last line of the report was "He may need psychiatric evaluation."The speech wreck engine had the dictator saying "I may need psychiatric evaluation."Come to think of it, so may I.... where do I sign up?? ...

DICTATED: Hep C cirrhosis. SPEECH RECOGNITION TYPED: Pepsi cirrhosis. Boy am I in trouble! I'm a Pepsi girl! LOL ...

The leaking Republicans need to invest in some Depends it seems. House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R- Calif.) has come under fire after posting "snsitive but unclassifed" State Department cables. In the Republican zeal to attack everything Obama, they wear blinders to everything else. The documents relate to the Sept. 11 attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi. Issa has apparently of endangered the safety of Libyans working with the U ...

My husband has a passive-aggressive personality, and he's often acted out through driving when he's annoyed/mad about something. He denies it, but I don't think I'm paranoid. I'm so sick of this and it's affecting how I feel about him overall. I am constantly on the lookout because he's gawking and not paying attention to what he's doing. Last week he nearly ran a red light, turned in front of another car that had the right of way, and swerv ...

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) says he shares colleagues’ concerns that the Affordable Care Act could become a “train wreck” if it’s not implemented properly. Reid warned that people will not be able to choose health insurance plans on government health exchanges if federal authorities lack the resources to set them up and educate the public. “Max said unless we implement this properly it’s going to be a train wreck, and I agree with him,&r ...

http://twitchy.com/2013/10/17/obamacare-train-wreck-americans-tweet-anger-surprise-over-cancellations-higher-premiums/ ...

Get down on your knees, Mooch, and pull the weeds yourself, you Lazy *** ...

Immigration: State officials are warning that President Obama's de facto amnesty easily enables illegals to cast ballots in U.S. elections — effectively canceling out the votes of American citizens. This is how a republic is wrecked. They say a nation that has no borders is no longer a nation. But for state officials who are seeing "a massive problem" of illegals voting in U.S. elections after President Obama's questionable amnesty of 5 million, it's real life, accordi ...

Do you think they are being truthful with the status of the nuclear plants? If not, do you think our gov't knows what's happening over there? I see people being swiped with those geiger counters and that's so frightening. One thing I noticed over the past couple of days. I've seen no looting or anything unlawful going on over there. There is horrible suffering, but no one is breaking into grocery stores and emptying shelves? Over here in the U.S., u ...

Obama bows as he greets the Emperor and Empress of Japan. Sign of respect or social gaffe? (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak) More, see link below. During Barack Obama’s first presidential visit to Japan, he managed to work in a private lunch with Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko. The lunch, which lasted about an hour, was reported to have just been the three of them plus one interpreter. While the topics of their lunchtime conversation remain a mystery, the Japanese media deli ...

Mrs. Obama, who is 5ft 9in tall, also caused embarrassment earlier in the day when she grabbed Akie Abe, wife of Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, in a hug-and-handshake combination while the Japanese First Lady was trying to bow.In Japan, you bow. You don’t try to shake hands, curtsey, lurch for a hug, and bow simultaneously, especially when you tower over the Emperor of Nihon. But hey, FLOTUS gonna do what FLOTUS gonna do: Michelle Obama has had an awkward start to her visi ...

I would suggest that not only our leaders but every citizen of USA should pay attention to this advice. How scary is that? It is a sad day when a Communist Leader makes more sense than our LEADERS here in the U.S.A., but here it is! Vladimir Putin's speech - SHORTEST SPEECH EVER. Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, addressed the Duma, (Russian Parliament), and gave a speech about the tensions with minorities in Russia: "In Russia, live like ...

At lunch time, I heard that one of the reactor's rods are fully exposed. The other two are still only partially exposed. They are still working furiously on trying to keep the rods cool. Is it a loosing battle? I hope not. After the explosion at the second plant, and now the third one in danger, it's worse than expected. They have had over 401 aftershocks and they are still continuing to have aftershocks up to 6.1. I'm afraid for the people. There are over ...

i just watched it on CNN and a couple other channels on my PC - live - as so much water came onshore in the tsunami. This one makes the one in Indonesia look like nothing. This is just un-frickin-beLIEVABLE! ...

This is a story breaking everywhere. ...

Larry Kudlow on the earthquake: "The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll and we can be grateful for that," Kudlow responded. "And the human toll is a tragedy, we know that." Guess he just made a slip of the tongue. They usually aren't quite so blatant about their greed. ...

still haven't had their primary yet feel about having to wait so long to vote? My state is one of the last, and I feel kind of cheated out of my full choice of candidates. By the time they make it out here, even more will be gone, and it'll pretty much just be a choice between a delegate-heavy frontrunner and the one remainig candidate in that party. I wish the delegate thing could be done away with, and that the primaries were held in all states nationwide on the SA ...

Some eye-opening reporting being done by SIGTARP (Office of Special Investigator General of TARP). You can spend hours looking over reports, investigations, testimony, etc. done by this group. you can also download the reports in the pdf format. I am going to post part of another investigation next. The following is part of the subject line above and i have posted the link to read the whole report (don't know why it decided to be double-spaced) below: General Motors Acceptance Corp. (&l ...

when you have severe back pain? What helps you to pull through. Is there a way to setup your laptop different to relieve stress on the back. I hurt my back the day after Christmas, got a pain shot and medications, but nothing is working. I am in constant pain all day long and have no paid time off. The doctor's excuse ran out yesterday and the back pain is worse with low back pain running into my hip down the outside of the leg to about knee leve ...

http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2011/08/11/poll-obama-is-losing-independents/?mod=google_news_blog ...

Is he that ignorant to think that he's elevating himself in the eyes of music fans? Even his wife looked embarrassed when he was going off on his rant. ...

The conservative sphere has no standards for decency and behavior, and it rewards figures like Nugent for making threats of physical harm against people like Obama and Clinton. http://oliverwillis.com/2017/05/31/kathy-griffin-controversy-exposes-how-debased-the-right-is/ ...

I have to watch with much question as having been a hospital worker for so many years and also in psychiatry and then experiencing teenage years. It is all about feelings and caring...which today is missing even from our healthcare system. It is also about reality and families. So easy to judge, yet least we be judged. Teen aged years are ALL dysfunctional. What is normal really? Losing an innocent 2 year old whom you have come to love is UNexplain ...

without elephants. Let's do the same with Congress! Vote blue! ...

Whose mind are you going to change by posting obscure crap like his son-in-law's attire or Secret Service worn out? Seriously. Do you really think anyone will change their support for Trump because his son-in-law wore "preppy clothes" or Cosmo magazine reported the Secret Service is worn down? Thanks to Jared to stepping up and if Secret Service is worn down, get another frigging job. I got an MT job paying minimum wage. Would you be interested? ...

Reuters) - U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner's purge of some dissident Republican congressmen from key committees may continue as he seeks to tighten control over his unruly caucus ahead of difficult votes on "fiscal cliff" issues. House Republican lawmakers said on Wednesday that in addition to the four conservatives who were stripped of their committee assignments earlier this week, other unnamed lawmakers were warned that their votes need to be more in line with par ...

speech wreck new funny - "Urinary incontinence. Continue to Japan."

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