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They start younger and younger these days


Posted: Jan 13, 2011

Dictated: This child only likes Oriental noodles.

ASR: This child only likes Oriental nipples. 

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Ha ha ha! Now that is funny!!!!..... - Kids these days! LOL.....nm

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way too funny, in tears from it - jmn

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