someone tapped me on the back. - I turned around and

it was the recruiter from M*Modal. - nm

She said "Please come back to work for us. You - were the best employee we ever had.

And I said for 20 cpl and no set schedule. - Then I said j/k! I wouldn't

and she said "you're coming back with us - whether you like it or not!

My reply was, "No I'm not, let me help you understand" and I punched her - in the face and...

accidentally dropped a 25-pound bag of rice on her open-toed feet... - nm

Then she hit me in the head with a can of creamed corn, - threw a net over me and screeched

"Have you ever heard of indentured servitude?? - Well, HAVE you????"

And I said, "Oh no, not the dreaded IS!" - To Which She Threw Me a Look That Would...

have done Medusa proud, but fortunately - nm

I had a secret weapon. - NM

...my 45-pound medical dictionary. - She had never seen one!

So I hit her between the eyes with it and - My Bad

threw the medical dictionary - on top if the

Head Honcho - nm

who actually looked at the information contained in the dictionary and - said, "OMG, ASR is WRONG!"

And we thought they would have a revelation - but...nm

no, they just went back to counting their bonus - so then I called

the man himself (not as in "the upstairs man") - and all he said was-nm

you're being relocated to mumbai - nm

So, I rushed to the ... - (nm)

Psychiatrist for some serious tranquilizers, but - the psychiatrist was...[gasp]

jello wrestling with head honcho's wife. - nm

so I thought 'What are ya gonna do?' - nm

when they come for you... - nm