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A funny story
Posted: Apr 6, 2012
Try to keep it brief, but give us all something to laugh about!!!
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Brief - Here goes
[ In Reply To ..]Odd coincidences. My hubby, an electrician was called to a public rest area to fix a wiring problem yesterday. He punched in the security code to gain access for the utility room, the security alarm light did not go off immediately, but when he re-opened and closed the access door, the security light went out. He went about his business. A few minutes later he walked out into the rest area lobby--there were 6 fully-armed Highway patrols in there surrounding a young lady who apparently had just walked out of the women's room. By fully armed, besides the regular guns, a couple had rifles. They were questioning the young lady. Hubby went about his business. The girl started crying and said she ran into the bathroom to hide, and then asked if they were going to arrest her. They asked why she thought that. She said "because there are 6 of you with guns." One of the highway patrol looked a bit strange and said "we are responding to the alarm." Hubby said it was lucky he didn't use the outside utility door--he probably would have been eating dirt faster than you can yell "Maintenance man, don't shoot!). Poor girl!
Lymes Disease - Not
[ In Reply To ..]Last week I was bit by a woodtick. Where? Well, where the sun don't shine. All week I have had to check for the telltale bull's eye rash and envisioning a trip to the doctor to have him do an examination. Luckily for me and the doc (and maybe the MT who had type this) it looks like it is "all clear."
dealing with it all - anon
[ In Reply To ..]Like any single parent, full-time mom and full-time employee simultaneouwsly, turning away from the computer screen to find the house strewn from front to back with toys, games, and other 5-year-old paraphernalia, I lost it.
Mom yelling - "Pick your toys, dammit!"
5-year-old contemplates this for a moment and yells back, hands on hips, one foot forward - "Don't call me dammit!"
It shut me up!
dealing with it all - fedup
[ In Reply To ..]My story is almost like anon's. My mother used to tell me when my son started school and they asked him what his first name was, he would tell them it was "dammit." LOL!
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