Finally something that made me smile

In the exam the doc said "There is no evidence of a head or neck". So...just how did the patient explain her problem to the doc??? ha ha ...

News just did a number of outtakes where she has actually expressed this to be her "dream" job. Made me giggle. A woman with all that power and intelligence (I'm not Rep, but respect her just the same). And, I'm sure you have to have lots of smarts to be the NFL commissioner, just seems like quite a career change. I'm sure there will be lots of football fans with opinions on this. I'm not, just thought this was humorous. ...

to pay the child support he is behind on. He is supposed to be paying $450 a month and has only been paying $200. I finally got a court date for 02/15 at 9 a.m. Please pray something does not happen to get him out of paying this as he screwed me out of $5000 so far. Don't ask how plz. Way too long and emotional of a story. Please pray my 2 kids get finally what they need! ...

for the 5 servicemen killed in Chattanooga. Must have been hard for him to order it done. After all, he didn't light up the White House for INDEPENDENCE DAY in red, white, and blue. He only did it for the rainbow coalition.He still hasn't spoken to Kate Steinle's parents, nor has he spoken to any of the parent's of the servicemen killed 5 days ago. He did it quickly for the theater shooting, Ft. Hood, and other shootings. He was so quick to speak out about Professor G ...

Doctor dictated a medication of Baraclude VR input the medication was "bar food". I think I need some of that medication. LOL ...

Let's face it - - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neigher is apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French Fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it ...

I love the little boy at the beach. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On0kOAelMVI&feature=channel ...

This stuff just keeps getting better. He was already on the watch list and now Baby Face Kushner has more reason to be on that who did what list. ...

This is a real crack up (or so I think). The looks on their faces are funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMoWt0wnlUw ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28GUU1YbP_E Anyone heard of the group called Straight No Chaser? It's an accapella choir group that started out as a college choir group in 1996 and was revived recently. This is a fairly recent performance of some Christmas music and will just leave you smiling. ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao ...

You have heard me talk about my stepfather's pets before; Tiny (a Smooth Fox Terrier/Chihuahua mix), and Morry, our Amazon parrot. Saturday night was Trick or Treat night, and I always go up and put some things out front that light up; orange light bulb for the door light, a lighted ghost holding a pumpkin and skull, a cackling witch on the bench out front, whose eyes flash red when she laughs, a talking trick or treat bag that lights up and laughs when you walk by, etc. T ...

This is very cute. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI0HW_2Xkh4 ...

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Friday shows Mitt Romney attracting support from 50% of voters nationwide, while President Obama earns the vote from 47%. One percent (1%) prefers some other candidate, and two percent (2%) are undecided. This is the fourth consecutive day that Romney has been at the 50% level of support. He has enjoyed a three- or four-point edge on each of those days. See daily tracking history.These Presidential Tracking Poll updates are based upon ni ...

says a lot about who won the debate. As usual Ryan has no details, sounds like a parrot. ...

the GOP should have at least pretended to invite him to the convention. Ouch. ...

That silly old Romney ...

I finally split from my husband tonight. I finally had enough. I had had enough, but the last straw was tonight. He hasn't been providing for his family. We had no Christmas money, then my son's birthday come and no money for that. It takes all I can make to pay the bills and eat. He said he couldn't find a job but my stepdad told him about 2 GOOD jobs he could get on at and he wouldn't even go apply. The cell phones got cut off ...

Maybe there IS hope. ...

This clip comes from a new HBO series coming up, that I can't wait to watch. Sadly enough, it takes the entertainment industry to point out the truth. ...

Please share this with all your friends. Truly troubling what is going on in this country. They finally figured it out. ...

...but with the Muslim government dug in deep in the WH, it will no doubt fall on deaf ears.... http://www.wnd.com/2014/06/clooney-targets-muslim-government-in-sudan/ ...

Well, called my doctor's office again and they told me that my echo was okay. Still didn't have my CT scan of the abdomen and pelvis. I talked to the office nurse and she told me to go to the ER here and I did. My feet and legs did not get better at all with two pills of potassium. Okay, they did my potassium again in the ER along with other tests and found out that my potassium was down to 2.6 from 3 last Tuesday. Found out it was my current diuretic which was not a potassium s ...

Even though Limp Rushball disparages a mere $40 a month, I for one will be happy to have it. ...

President Obama to announce momentarily that Osama Bin Laden is dead and the USA has his body. ...

This is on jobless benefits and extension of same. He finally states where the problem lies and that it is an election ploy. (CNN) -- President Barack Obama urged Congress on Monday to pass an extension of unemployment benefits, saying that Senate Republicans have allowed short-term political concerns to trump the needs of the jobless. During an appearance in the Rose Garden, Obama argued that that the federal government has "a responsibility to offer emergency assistance to people who despera ...

Finally, we got the rest of our bedroom set. Never order from Cymax, as we waited 4 months, and they always had a different story and even lost our shipment. As soon as I canceled the order and ordered from another store, the shipment from Cymax came, so I was financially penalized and charged for shipping from the other company that did not even ship it. New couches came today and new desk. I am sure now that all has arrived, my workload will pick up, and who knows when I can get the old office ...

"Girl raised in the South."I've been posting for awhile and meaning to get myself a name. You'll know me by my lame attempts at humor and leftie viewpoints. :) ...

Finally something that made me smile

LOL--thanks for posting--nm - Norrie

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