My smile for the day

Let's face it - - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neigher is apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French Fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it ...

In the exam the doc said "There is no evidence of a head or neck". So...just how did the patient explain her problem to the doc??? ha ha ...

I love the little boy at the beach. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On0kOAelMVI&feature=channel ...

This stuff just keeps getting better. He was already on the watch list and now Baby Face Kushner has more reason to be on that who did what list. ...

This is a real crack up (or so I think). The looks on their faces are funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMoWt0wnlUw ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28GUU1YbP_E Anyone heard of the group called Straight No Chaser? It's an accapella choir group that started out as a college choir group in 1996 and was revived recently. This is a fairly recent performance of some Christmas music and will just leave you smiling. ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao ...

You have heard me talk about my stepfather's pets before; Tiny (a Smooth Fox Terrier/Chihuahua mix), and Morry, our Amazon parrot. Saturday night was Trick or Treat night, and I always go up and put some things out front that light up; orange light bulb for the door light, a lighted ghost holding a pumpkin and skull, a cackling witch on the bench out front, whose eyes flash red when she laughs, a talking trick or treat bag that lights up and laughs when you walk by, etc. T ...

This is very cute. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI0HW_2Xkh4 ...

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Friday shows Mitt Romney attracting support from 50% of voters nationwide, while President Obama earns the vote from 47%. One percent (1%) prefers some other candidate, and two percent (2%) are undecided. This is the fourth consecutive day that Romney has been at the 50% level of support. He has enjoyed a three- or four-point edge on each of those days. See daily tracking history.These Presidential Tracking Poll updates are based upon ni ...

I have had such a rotten day today, that I finally read something that just made me laugh out loud. Doctor stated: She recently had her flu shot. VR put: She was secretly shot. ...

News just did a number of outtakes where she has actually expressed this to be her "dream" job. Made me giggle. A woman with all that power and intelligence (I'm not Rep, but respect her just the same). And, I'm sure you have to have lots of smarts to be the NFL commissioner, just seems like quite a career change. I'm sure there will be lots of football fans with opinions on this. I'm not, just thought this was humorous. ...

My smile for the day

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