My belly laugh of the day

I saw a girl who was 8 months pregnant but just had the tinest little pooch showing. I'll bet it was her first. And, of course, that last month can be a real killer for weight gain. I did that with DS#1, but had a HUGE belly with DS#2. My skin was stretched so tight I felt like if someone poked it with a pin, I'd go flying around the room like a balloon does when you let the air out. ...

I have done Weight Watchers, South Beach, Sonoma, and just generally starved myself into a rage, but this newfound belly fat is hanging on! I am talking cardio for 45 minutes a day and some weight training too! My newly-toned shoulders sure do enhance my bulging middle, which actually used to indent kinda nicely, I think. I'm gonna be 50 soon. I know my hormones are in a mosh pit, but something's gotta give, right? So here's what's next.....tell me if any ...

Is there a way to lose belly fat fast. I cannot do any exercises for abdominals or sit ups. I have diastolic heart failure and I know I need to lose weight. Thing of it is what do I eat to help lose the fat. I look like I am nine months pregnant. Gosh, I used to be thin. ...

My daughter has asked me if she can get her belly button pierced. I don't think it is a big deal. I appreciate the fact that she asked me as one of her friends as a piercing "kit" and tried to talk my daughter into letting her do it over the weekend. So she could have done it without asking me. I called and made an appointment at a reputable tattoo/body art place who require parental consent, forms signed, ID's, etc. She decided to mention it to her fath ...

When it comes to food, it turns out you can sue over just about anything these days. A California woman is suing the makers of Jelly Belly jelly beans, claiming she was tricked into believing one of the company's candy products was free of sugar. The plaintiff, Jessica Gomez of San Bernadino County, first brought the case against the candy company earlier this year, blaming "fancy phrasing" for her confusion over the ingredients, according to Legal News Line. Gomez purchased Jell ...

ASR hears: Allergies include recent mice in diet dictator says: Allergies include erythromycin, Diovan ...

Michelle Malkin, who I love, has an article on Townhall entitled, The Liberal Sisterhood of the Plundering Hacks. Really got me laughing, probably because it reminded me of something else. ...

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jan/6/obama-supporters-shocked-angry-new-tax-increases/ ...

Besides Weiner running for mayor, Spitzer running for comptroller, the third candidate and what makes this story so funny is..... An ex-madam who claims to have supplied former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer with hookers is now Spitzer's opponent in the race to become NYC's next comptroller. “This is going to be the funnest campaign ever,” Kristin Davis, who spent three months in prison for running an escort service, told The New York Daily News. “I ...

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied.Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone� ...

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3oem ...

A friend of mine posted this on her facebook page and I just had to post it here. I love the guys with the tree branch. Enjoy the laughs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkN1LcuMoJw ...

Since my MT'ing salary has taken such a hit these days, I had to laugh the other day when I was watching "Intervention." The interventionist stated that people were lined up outside of drug rehab clinics offering to sell clean urine samples to the addicts. They were getting $25 per sample. I quickly realized that I would be paid well based on production! lol Of course I wouldn't seriously consider doing this, but it made me laugh. Also, ...

My speech recognition wrote this below: Allergies to penis. It was supposed to be Allergies to peanuts. LOL ...

Obama declares April the month to teach young people how to budget responsibly. I think I'll laugh hysterically. ...

Last November, I found a lady with tuxedo kittens in need of a home. I love this type of tabby and knew I wanted one. I took my daughter and we selected a beautiful healthy little girl. She has some adorbable quirks. Prefers water coming out of a faucet and likes to curl up in the vanity sink in the bathrooms. She doesn't even mind the water coming over her side and belly if we turn on the water to try to get her to leave the sink. Every morning, she greets our dog w ...

A friend of mine posted this on my Facebook page. She knows I like this comedian. I laughed so hard during parts of this tears were rolling down my face. Keep your eye on the woman who is translating, she is hilarious. I hope it brings a smile to your face, it certainly brought a smile to mine. Have a good day everyone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iBl8Kcg7h0 ...

at me, but do you believe in being cursed? I am 48 and have had a horrible life from the time I was 12. If I told you the stuff that has happened to me, you probably would not believe it. Anyway, I have heard people say that playing with the Ouija board can open up the portal and bring bad luck, which I have had nothing but for years. Anyway, just curious. ...

Lou Dobbs on Jon Stewart tonight. Should be a hoot!! ...

Wednesday I got a call informing me that one of my great aunts passsed away. I read the obituary yesterday, which was Thursday. As I read the obit I saw visiting hours Thurs evening and funeral Friday. I just assumed the funeral was this Friday, seeing as though she passed 2 days prior. I get up this morning and get dressed up and head down the interstate - the funeral was held in a different town than I live in and is about an hour's drive. I find t ...

http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/06/dick-cheney-bp-spill ...

Saw this last night, and every time I look, I giggle again so thought I'd pass it on. https://www.facebook.com/jlistcom/photos/a.10150122098794320.291264.5780044319/10150978076689320/?type=3&theater ...

Trump speaking at US Naval Base in Italy makes reference to "Justin from Canada" Justin Bieber or PM Trudeau? ...

Go to Youtube and search on "sneezing baby panda." You will have about a zillion copies to choose from.I have watched it many, many times, and it STILL cracks me up. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving. :) ...

http://rawstory.com/2009/11/gop-rep-cockblock-delaware/ ...

A fellow MLS posted this link from Amazon, it's free for anyone who has a Kindle. I'm part of the way through it and have tears running down my cheeks. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005VREUI0/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=ereaderlove-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=B005VREUI0 Even if you don't have a Kindle, you can read part of the book at the same site by click on the "look inside" thingie. Hopefully this can make someone e ...

Was watching Greg Gutfield and one of his guests said this. The left is planning to protest and disrupt the inaugeration of President Trump. They want to create havoc. Here's the thing about that. Trump supporters, Patriots and anyone who loves the country are very happy about our future and how great President Trump will make our country. We can sit with a smile and a huge sigh of relief. What the protestors don't get is that the more they protest, ...

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/finance/news/rep-maxine-waters-confusing-interview-023804094.html I wonder if her constituents understand her. ...

My belly laugh of the day

For God's sake - Linda H

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