My first laugh of the day (sm)

ASR hears: Allergies include recent mice in diet dictator says: Allergies include erythromycin, Diovan ...

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jan/6/obama-supporters-shocked-angry-new-tax-increases/ ...

Besides Weiner running for mayor, Spitzer running for comptroller, the third candidate and what makes this story so funny is..... An ex-madam who claims to have supplied former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer with hookers is now Spitzer's opponent in the race to become NYC's next comptroller. “This is going to be the funnest campaign ever,” Kristin Davis, who spent three months in prison for running an escort service, told The New York Daily News. “I ...

Doing a report for a child. Doc says. Does not smoke. Does not use alcohol. Then said to change it that she is not around smokers and "forget the alcohol thing. This is a 3 year old child for Gods sake". ...

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied.Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone� ...

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3oem ...

A friend of mine posted this on her facebook page and I just had to post it here. I love the guys with the tree branch. Enjoy the laughs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkN1LcuMoJw ...

Since my MT'ing salary has taken such a hit these days, I had to laugh the other day when I was watching "Intervention." The interventionist stated that people were lined up outside of drug rehab clinics offering to sell clean urine samples to the addicts. They were getting $25 per sample. I quickly realized that I would be paid well based on production! lol Of course I wouldn't seriously consider doing this, but it made me laugh. Also, ...

My speech recognition wrote this below: Allergies to penis. It was supposed to be Allergies to peanuts. LOL ...

Obama declares April the month to teach young people how to budget responsibly. I think I'll laugh hysterically. ...

Last November, I found a lady with tuxedo kittens in need of a home. I love this type of tabby and knew I wanted one. I took my daughter and we selected a beautiful healthy little girl. She has some adorbable quirks. Prefers water coming out of a faucet and likes to curl up in the vanity sink in the bathrooms. She doesn't even mind the water coming over her side and belly if we turn on the water to try to get her to leave the sink. Every morning, she greets our dog w ...

A friend of mine posted this on my Facebook page. She knows I like this comedian. I laughed so hard during parts of this tears were rolling down my face. Keep your eye on the woman who is translating, she is hilarious. I hope it brings a smile to your face, it certainly brought a smile to mine. Have a good day everyone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iBl8Kcg7h0 ...

at me, but do you believe in being cursed? I am 48 and have had a horrible life from the time I was 12. If I told you the stuff that has happened to me, you probably would not believe it. Anyway, I have heard people say that playing with the Ouija board can open up the portal and bring bad luck, which I have had nothing but for years. Anyway, just curious. ...

Lou Dobbs on Jon Stewart tonight. Should be a hoot!! ...

Wednesday I got a call informing me that one of my great aunts passsed away. I read the obituary yesterday, which was Thursday. As I read the obit I saw visiting hours Thurs evening and funeral Friday. I just assumed the funeral was this Friday, seeing as though she passed 2 days prior. I get up this morning and get dressed up and head down the interstate - the funeral was held in a different town than I live in and is about an hour's drive. I find t ...

http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/06/dick-cheney-bp-spill ...

Saw this last night, and every time I look, I giggle again so thought I'd pass it on. https://www.facebook.com/jlistcom/photos/a.10150122098794320.291264.5780044319/10150978076689320/?type=3&theater ...

Trump speaking at US Naval Base in Italy makes reference to "Justin from Canada" Justin Bieber or PM Trudeau? ...

Go to Youtube and search on "sneezing baby panda." You will have about a zillion copies to choose from.I have watched it many, many times, and it STILL cracks me up. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving. :) ...

http://rawstory.com/2009/11/gop-rep-cockblock-delaware/ ...

A fellow MLS posted this link from Amazon, it's free for anyone who has a Kindle. I'm part of the way through it and have tears running down my cheeks. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005VREUI0/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=ereaderlove-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=B005VREUI0 Even if you don't have a Kindle, you can read part of the book at the same site by click on the "look inside" thingie. Hopefully this can make someone e ...

Was watching Greg Gutfield and one of his guests said this. The left is planning to protest and disrupt the inaugeration of President Trump. They want to create havoc. Here's the thing about that. Trump supporters, Patriots and anyone who loves the country are very happy about our future and how great President Trump will make our country. We can sit with a smile and a huge sigh of relief. What the protestors don't get is that the more they protest, ...

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/finance/news/rep-maxine-waters-confusing-interview-023804094.html I wonder if her constituents understand her. ...

frequent use of military threats and citing of their ability to attack Iran at will has become a joke among Iranian commanders in the military, according to a high ranking military official in the Islamic Republic’s Revolutionary Guard Corps, Iran’s semi-official Fars news agency reported on Wednesday. Brigadier General Mohammad Ali Asoudi alluded to the West’s hesitancy to use military force and mocked its resolve while speaking to troops in the North. “We should thank Obama for ...

At least he's not a morally bankrupt harpie who busts WH appointments, blacks the eye of a spouse, steals furnishings from the WH, deliberately mishandles extremely secret information, and funnels pay-for-play money through a foundation. Hillary, a piece of advice. Your only hope is to stick with issues. Attacking the character of anyone else - including O J Simpson, Jack the Ripper, Bernie Madoff and Jeffrey Dahmer - is a dog that will NEVER, ever hunt for you. ...

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