Sunday morning laugh

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ord ...

work a Sun-Thur schedule and I never get to go to church on Sunday morning. I was wondering what other Christian MTs do for fellowship who have to work on Sundays. Do you go to Sunday evening services? Basically the only day I can attend church would the Sunday evening service. I work days on one job and I work Monday through Friday 3p to 11p on my other job which means no midweek service for me, unless I sneak away, but now that it is softball season, I'm already sn ...

He said something to the effect We have 3141 counties in this country, 20 per county. ...

Nearly 100 pastors across the country planned to take part in Pulpit Freedom Sunday, an in-your-face challenge Sunday to what the government says can and cannot be said in church. The pastors, along with the Scottsdale, Ariz.-based nonprofit Alliance Defense Fund, are reacting to a law stating that churches are not allowed to support politicians from the pulpit, according to the ADF. The growing trend is a challenge to the IRS from the churches, and may jeopardize their all-important tax-e ...

"inevitable" that the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) will try to carry out attacks in the United States. Article in The Hill... ...

just more WH propaganda. They are showing us they are "keeping us safe", meanwhile going through our personal emails and obtaining our passwords. Anyone falling for this garbage? ...

The end is in sight for us subtropics dwellers as 100+ degree heat index days begin to wane. I'm curious about any customs locals around the country observe to welcome this change in seasons, beside the ultracommercialized Halloween and Thanksgiving Day celebrations. My city has large ethnic populations, so we always have a slew of outdoor festivals put on by Czech, Greek and German (Oktoberfest) communities. The early November Renaissance Fair attracts people from all ove ...

Guess Hagel decided it wasn't worth the effort to try to fight the House vote. Still, they go back TOMORROW (Monday), not TODAY (Sunday), but I don't know if the order to arrest them if they provide services still qualifies. Don't see anythihng in the news that states they were allowed to do it today. ____________________________ Just a few short days ago, Military contracted priests were emphatically told that they would be arrested if they attempted to conduct servic ...

Postal Service to Make Sunday Deliveries for Amazon By RON NIXON Published: November 11, 2013 FACEBOOK TWITTER GOOGLE+ SAVE E-MAIL SHARE PRINT REPRINTS WASHINGTON — The cash-short United States Postal Service, which has failed to win congressional approval to stop delivering mail on Saturdays to save money, has struck a deal with the online retailer Amazon.com to deliver the company’s packages on Sundays — a first for both, with ...

The Democratic Party has problems. Ever since Democrats suffered major, unexpected losses in the November election, political commentators have been speculating about why. One of the biggest reasons pointed to is the party’s disconnect with rural, religious and pro-life voters. On Friday, MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough broached the topic with House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. “How do they reconnect with a middle America who feels like [Democrats] look down on them?” Scarborough as ...

and the use of transparent "code word" insults they'd be really disappointed if we all didn't understand. Contrary to how some in the GOP like to style him, General Powell is a conservative, but despite all the honors and respect he has earned he has the usual non-white conservative's problem with acceptance by today's GOP. He's not leaving, though. Like most of us, he understands that the GOP must change if it is to survive as a major voice in American politics. This ...

I'm just curious about how many of us working at home have the same routine. I get up in the morning and immediately heat up bottled water for coffee (I use a French press which makes a really perfect cup of coffee), then hop in the shower. After that, I make my coffee and drink it while taking about 10 minutes to put on my mineral makeup (so much faster than the other kind of makeup), eyeliner, lip liner and lip gloss. I then blow dry my hair, get dressed, make a second cup of ...

Good Morning. I thought all of you might like smile to start the day (before the World beats us up). Some of us can identify with the funny below, I know I certainly can. Menopause Jewelry: My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead. Maybe ...

Good morning, I happened across these signing doctors last night while looking at old concert footage. They are actually pretty good. Now we know some doctors can sing, so why cant' doctors speak well? (A rhetorical question.) They are called the Laryngospasms. I think you will like it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP2OuZ_vI_s&feature=PlayList&p=DB661022AEC4EE2C&index=0 ...

that union members in WI are passing around a flyer with names of businesses who supposedly contributed to Walker and calling for a boycott of those businesses. My problem with this is that employers are the ones who hire employees who pay taxes who fund unions. Isn't that kinda like shooting themselves in the foot? Plus, do teachers not realize that some of the businesses they want to boycott may employ a parent of one of their students...but they are doing all this for t ...

My son is almost 18 and is a senior in high school. This started back in June. He just started back to school yesterday and it is breaking my heart seeing him ill every morning especially since now he is in school again. No matter what time he gets up, he feels sick to his stomach. He usually starts to feel better around noon. I drove him to school yesterday and he was gagging in the car. I expected him to call me during the day, but he didn't. When he g ...

It's called Neighbor.ly, and the premise is community-funded projects. You donate to what you would like to see built. I think this is a great way to bring communities together and get people involved. ...

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Obama didn't get his way since the important sequester meeting was only about 1 HOUR LONG. Yes, he really is looking out for the people -- NOT-- or else they'd still be meeting and negotiating. Sequester stands. He's not "wasting any more time" (my words, not his) since the sequester was "just dumb and arbitrary" (his words, not mine). So, Mr. President, if it's so dumb, why did you suggest it in the first place????? Guess he ran off for a game of golf to ...

My region must be low on work this morning, I'm getting work from all over the place - Ohio, Nebraska, Florida, even in Texas. Not sure what's up but if you're in those regions, thank you for the work, it's much appreciated! ...

See a bunch of horrible posts about DT's latest remarks about women? Everyone still asleep out there? ...

confirms that Trump supporters don't care about the Russian connections, the conflicts of interest, the money the Trumps cost the taxpayer, the abuse of women, the crude and vulgar language, etc. Apparently the only thing that will turn Trump supporters against him is if, in a few years, he has not brought back jobs and fulfilled a few of his other promises. I hope we don't have to wait 2 or 3 years and that our country survives if we do. ...

RNC members have abortion coverage in their health plan . . . . LMAO http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1109/29470.html ...

I went on lne this morning through my bank to get 1 answer and 1 answer only. I do not need this and that, just answer my question. I stated my exact statement up front, that being in 1 account if I take XXX amount and that leaves only XXX, am I charged a fee for not having enough in that account, do i have to maintain a certain amount. This @#$%##%%@## from wherever came back with first 1 thing and then another. i keep saying, you are not answering my question and it is this..... She said ...

My father passed away this morning. He was in the nursing home and had been in the hosptial a week or so ago with respiratory distress. Got better and went back to the nursing home. He went back in the hospital Wednesday with pneumonia and CHF. Yesterday the nurses told me he was stable and was improving a little. He died in his sleep. Please pray for us. I lost my mom 1 year ago in August, so this has been a rough year for all of us. &nb ...

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