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Posted: May 9, 2013

Last November, I found a lady with tuxedo kittens in need of a home. I love this type of tabby and knew I wanted one.  I took my daughter and we selected a beautiful healthy little girl.  She has some adorbable quirks.  Prefers water coming out of a faucet and likes to curl up in the vanity sink in the bathrooms.  She doesn't even mind the water coming over her side and belly if we turn on the water to try to get her to leave the sink. Every morning, she greets our dog with an obligatory tail salute so the dog can get her morning sniff. She tries to play with the dog and they compete to see who gets there first when we throw a ball. It sounds like a tornado when they race each other down the stairs! My dog has thick fur around her head and neck, so when the cat tries to play attack, she never gets to skin.  The dog just looks at her like she has lost her mind.  I have a screened-in porch and they love to go out there to watch the squirrels and chipmunks digging around.

A couple of days ago, though, I thought I smelled an acrid smell like cat urine gone bad.  I looked around and saw a recent spray on the wall.  I thought that was kind of odd, but washed off the wall and got distracted by something else.  Until today it hit me.  Girl cats don't usually spray walls.  So I looked, and yes, my cat is not a girl.  I wonder if we should change her name, but Serafina fits her.  Just like the pink sparkly collar she wears. I have never had a male pet before.  She is going to get neutered now and I hope it's early enough that she has not developed a desire to keep spraying.  I don't know if I can adjust to her being a guy.  And I'm not telling my daughter she is a he cuz then I would have to explain how I know. I will tell her after the neuter. But at least now I know why she is quirky!  LOL!

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This all reminds me of something. My MIL had 5 cats--4 females and one male, vet confirmed during the spay/neuter when MIL first took them in at 6 months old after having been born outdoors and living outdoors. She had been feeding them at the front stoop all that while.

Anyway, the house always stunk of that spray smell, and we blamed the poor male for like EVER, until one day, we saw one of the females lift her tail just like a male does, and let the spray rip!

We felt terrible for blaming the male cat. Anyway, lesson here is that if a cat was born and pretty much raised in the wild, they WILL spray (even the females), even after being spayed or neutered.

But, hard to know if your cat will stop spraying, he's been doing it for a long time now.

I had that happen too... - Diamond turnd into Gouda

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I couldnt call him Diamond anymore after we found out she was a he! :)

maybe Serafino, or seraphim - : )

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Dumb cat question - shipwrecked

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I've never had cats, but I was told that when you look at a cat's butt below the tail, if you see a colon (:) it's a boy, and a semi-colon (;) it's a girl. Is this true?

I heard that when I was a child. I guess - the big people

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didn't want to go into details with me. Short answer: Not true. (But I thought that for the LONGEST time).

When I was a kid, a friend told me "all boy cats have - long hair, all girl cats have short hair"....

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...that's how we ended up with a cat named "Princess" that was later discovered to be a "Prince".

I can't really tell on this black fur - doubleblond

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I had to even use a fashlight to get a good look to be sure :}~

Similar.... :) - :)

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We had a cat when I was younger. My mother was scared it had active cancer. We took him to the vet school. He had two whorls under his tail where he would have the ball bearings, but had been fixed. Second and third year vet students were recommending x-ray and studies. The attending vet made sure everybody had a chance to finish the exam and then threw them all out, closing the door behind him. I had just time enough to look at mom and say, OMG, he's PREGNANT, when the screams of laughter came from the hall. Yep. Mom had mis-categorized, but so had vet students!!! And then came the kittens.

Doubleblond - Italian girl

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Well, you could change her name to the masculine Italian ending and call her/him Serafino. Good luck--sounds like a great cat!

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