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Posted: Oct 29, 2011

My speech recognition wrote this below:

Allergies to penis.

It was supposed to be Allergies to peanuts.

LOL

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Saw this before - sm

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A lot of people are allergic to penis these days. I know I am. LOL

Goes with this one I have see before here.

VR picked up “The patient has a cucumber-sized penis”

What doctor said “The patient has a circumcised penis”

VR - MeMe

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regular rate and rectal rhythm

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