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I learned I will not purchase any gifts from the "wish lists" of the youth in our family. Yes, this includes my own kids. Only 1 out of the 4 had any surprises at all in their gifts. Mind you, these 4 range in age from 9 to 24 years. The 24yo was surprised. The other 3 knew exactly what they were getting - recognized the boxes - made such statements about knowing all their gifts. Not hateful, not ungrateful but expectant. The 2 youngest are my nephews. Neith ...

I get so resentful around this time of the year. All the expectations! It makes it hard to enjoy it. Feeling like everything has to be perfect. This year, I am so broke I'm not going to be able to have one of those "perfect" Christmases. And I resent that. Gosh, I wish it could just be another day!!!! ...

Because the holidays are fast approaching, I thought you could use a little chuckle. I hope you enjoy the information below. I found it to be funny but true to form. How many doctors do you work for that adhere strictly to these guidelines? DICTATION GUIDELINES FOR PHYSICIANS Adherence to these guidelines will assure the highest quality transcribed reports in the shortest amount of time. At the beginning of the dictation, take as deep a breath as you possibly can. Now, try to dictat ...

Here is a link to a wonderful site for holiday baking - homemade cookies, candies, cakes, and more! A friend sent this page to us a few years ago and it is one of the best online for homemade holiday goodies! Just type this link and then click on the dessert you're interested in: northpole.com/Kitchen/Cooking/MissingRecipe.asp ...

I have two grown 30+ year old sons who have jealousy and rivalry issues. One son invited me, their step-dad, his sister, and his grandmother to lunch for Mother's Day. I accepted and asked if his brother was invited and he said no. I thought maybe my other son would be at his in-laws, but he wasn't. He got hurt. I tried to make other plans with him in the afternoon, but he was hurt and rude. I finally told the oldest son that I would have to cancel l ...

oops on the first one -- swiss veggie bake the California blend needs to be thawed as well -- my sister sent the recipie to me and forget to mention that fact and I add a ton of cheese and just set the temperature a bit higher. Mea culpa ...

Swiss Veggie Bake 1 bag (16 oz) frozen vegetable combination -- california mix, carrots, broccoli and cauliflower 1 can (10 3/4 oz) condensed cream of mushroom soup 1 cup shredded swiss cheese 1 cup sour cream 1 can (2.8 oz) Durkee french fried onions Preheat oven to 350. In large bowl, combine vegetables, soup, 1/2 cup cheese, the sour cream and 1/2 can of french fried onions. Pour into a shallow 1-qt casserole. Bake,covered at 350 for 30 minutes or ...

Add pork stuffing, then throw away the whole dinner because you said you wouldn't have pork stuffing before you went ahead and served it all the while refusing to admit it was wrong to try to serve the pork stuffing after you said you wouldn't. Watch the video for a study in artful dodging. lol ...

ONE GREAT IDEA!!! Christmas & Chanukah 2011 -- Birth of a New TraditionAs the holidays approach, the giant Asian factories are kicking into high gear to provide Americans with monstrous piles of cheaply produced goods -- merchandise that has been produced at the expense of American labor. This year will be different. This year Americans will give the gift of genuine concern for other Americans. There is no longer an excuse that, at giftgiving time, nothing can be found that is produced by A ...

Here's my question - The owner of the salon where I get my hair cut and colored is the one who does my hair 95% of the time. Her prices are very reasonable for the area where I live, about half the cost of other places around. I've always tipped in the past, which she often refuses or gives me free product in return, and yes, I know you're not technically supposed to tip the owner of the salon, but I've always felt like you tip for good service. I'm won ...

I have 3 recipes I want to share that I make for the holiday. I share these each year and people have liked them. These are recipes that I can sit and eat the whole thing by myself. :-) My Grandma's jello salad. - This is one of the most refreshing things to add to the menu. It's not a holiday without it. 1 pkg large jello (I swear by black cherry, my mom swore by lemon - both are good). 1 pkg cream cheese 1 can crushed pineapple. 2 cups boiling water Soften the ...

... as distracting background noise goes, at least it's pleasant. #silverlinings ...

Since the holiday season is only about 2 months from now, I wanted to share this great idea that was just passed along to me from a friend. If you, or someone you know is bowing out of the commercialism and materialism of the holiday season by saying "no more stuff", you can register on the SoKind Registry so that the gift-giver instead can give "experiences" like various types of lessons (cooking, music, etc), national park passes, zoo memberships, classes to learn a new skill, hot balloon ride ...

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Every year at Christmas my hubby is able to take two weeks off, which is wonderful for him but is beginning to stink for me. By the time his vacation is over I will be extremely resentful towards him and I hate that. In years past he has always done everything he can to help me out while I am working, cleaning the house, wrapping presents, picking up little odd and end gifts, etc. However, this year all he has done is lay on the couch and sleep after sleeping until 11:00 every ...

http://mobile.wnd.com/2016/10/hillary-off-campaign-trail-for-drug-holiday/ “A ‘drug holiday’ is often prescribed for Parkinson’s disease patients,” Noel explained to WND. “The problem is that Parkinson’s patients need increased doses of their medication as the disease progresses.” A drug holiday, he said, would “allow her physicians to get her drug-free for a while, so she can be on lower doses when the drugs are restarted.” “She needs to be able to come on stage a ...

An African holiday resort popular with Western tourists has been stormed by gunmen with hostages reportedly being taken. Shots were heard by local residents near Le Campement Kangaba, to the eastern edge of the Malian capital Bamako, with plumes of smoke also seen billowing into the air... Officials have said it is believed that the attack was carried out by jihadists, but it is not yet known if there were any casualties. ...

Big Bird is bowing down. ...

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin (R) attacked the White House holiday card in an article on Fox News Radio. The front of the card shows the Obamas' dog, Bo, sitting in a very Christmas-like setting, with a fireplace decorated with wreaths and red ribbons, and a table with a poinsettia plant and presents. "From our family to yours, may your holidays shine with the light of the season," reads the inside of the card, which is signed by the Obamas (including Bo). Palin characterized ...

I've come across some funny voice recognition, but this one...well, you be the judge! Dictated: ICD-9 code. Voice recognized as: Psychogenic potatoes!! ...

Here's a funny one just got not too long ago... "The patient smokes a six-pack of beer per week." DUHHHH.... ...

ASR transcribed: Follow the penis been discontinued. Should've been: Felodipine has been discontinued. ...

Dictated: Unable to assess the penis collapse. Should be: Unable to assess the venous collapse. Happy Monday!!! ...

Got this on a VR report today!!! Lexapro beef for his known drug allergies. ...

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Doctor tried spelling a simple word, "celery," but spelled it out as S-A-L-E-R-Y. almost fell out of my chair laughing. ...

Dictates "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches David Letterman." VR says "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches meat." This will keep me giggling all night. ...

I have another funny clip for all of you. Enjoy it and keep laughing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbCY_yRWOc ...

The 10 Differences Between Fox News and MSNBC By Ken Kupchik Fox News fans defend their network's journalistic integrity by pointing to high ratings and MSNBC as the liberal equivalent. While the comparison may seem valid on the surface, there are glaring differences between the two networks. 10) Fox News claims "fair and balanced" coverage, while MSNBC is simply "the place for politics." 9) MSNBC devotes a three-hour daily segment to Joe Scarborough, a conservative from Newt Ging ...

Holiday vr funny

Carpet rash maybe? Too much egg nog? sm - RoadQueen

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