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BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE


Posted: Jul 30, 2010

Ya'll ever noticed how young and beautiful all the people in beer commercials and alcohol commercials seem to be?   Ya think if I start guzzling beer and booze I'll turn into one of those skinny, shapy, young, beautiful gals and just party and dance on a beautiful island forever?  I mean, I must be drinking my beer the wrong way, 'cause I'm about 20 pounds overweight and no one ever asks me to dance AND I keep getting older!   

HAHAHA! 

(yeah, it's been a long day.... just wanted to give ya'll a chuckle!) Tongue out

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great - idea

[ In Reply To ..]
Dang, why didn't I see it before-- you gotta point-- I gonna run to the store and get me a six-pack. Fountain of youth. And here I been worryin about gettin enough fruits and vejtabuls.

HILARIOUS - tj

[ In Reply To ..]
Chuckle!? I was laughing sooo hard that I started to cry and my belly hurt! I told my husband and he thought this was funny too! Nice and totally random. Like a fresh breeze on this forum where we usually hear rants and arguments! THANKS! I hope you don't mind, I'm gonna be stealing your joke this weekend!

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