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Posted: Oct 3, 2012
...and spots a pick-up truck weaving down the highway, driving erratically. He pulls the truck over and sees that the driver and his passenger have Budweiser labels on their foreheads. The officer says: "Have you guys been drinking?" The driver says: "No, officer. We're on the patch."
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good one! lol! - anon
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