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If I were Trump, one thing I would do


Posted: Sep 10, 2016

I would ask all my supporters to tell any pollster who calls that they support Hillary Clinton. One of two things would probably happen: 1. Pollsters fall for it and get the election wildly wrong. 2. Pollsters don't fall for it and can't make any predictions. Either way, it would be the end of the disgusting, crooked polling business that seems to be more trying to influence opinion than objectively reporting it, and we'd all be much better off without them.;

Just as good: Say you're for Trump but - misidentify your ethnicity or...

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other "group-think" categories the pollsters like to cram us into.

Tell them you're a member of (any) minority, you're transgender, you earn $125,000 a year, you have 3 children who are doctors, that you have a Ph.D. and that your religion is Rastafarian - unless all of those things are true, of course, in which case just reverse the responses, and reply privately as I'd like to meet you!

That should make Hillary stroke out. - nm

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ROFL. I imagine - this scenario...

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Pollster's wife: "How was your day today, dear?"

Pollster: "It was really exciting. I think I've identified a whole new voting block!"

Wife: "Really, dear? You'll be famous! What is it?"

Pollster: "Black transgender Rastafarian astrophysicists! I ran into at least a dozen of them today!"

Or this one... - sm

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Clinton to her pollster: "So, what's new?"

P: "I'm afraid it's bad news, Your Highness."

C: "More bad news? What is it this time?"

P: "We seem to be losing the BTRA voting block, Majesty."

C: "What the hell is the BTRA voting block, varlet?"

P: "Most Purple Excellency, it's the black transgender Rastafarian astrophysicists. (Under his breath - "Everyone knows that, you -")

C: "Well, durn it yuh chicken-livered..oops, there's my Southern accent again, sorry! I say, my good man, how many BTRA's can there possibly be?"

P: "I ran into at least a dozen of them today, Your Coughing Wrinkleship. That means, if we do the sampling math (that's okay, I'll do the math) that there's at least 17 million of them."

C: "Damne and blaste, howl ye winds of...oops, there's my Scottish accent, sorry! I mean oh dear. Kindly look up the nearest Rastafarian church and inquire into the membership process. Then get me some shoe polish and the latest videos on the universe by Stephen Hawking. Fortunately, I'm already transgender, and I shall be a black Rastafarian astrophysicist before nightfall! Yoiks! Follow the hounds!"

Umm, what are you trying to say there? - sm

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That there is no way anyone of any minority, or anyone earning more than $125,000 a year, or anyone with sufficient IQ to produce children smart enough to get into medical school or to get a PhD themselves, or anyone not a member of a mainline Christian denomination would ever be crazy enough to think it was in their or the country's best interests to elect Trump?

You probably have a very valid point there, but why would you want to make it?

Uh-huh. They'd continue to vote for the insidious Democrat policies - that have kept millions in chains.

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Here's your chance to show which liberal-dominated city has improved the status of its minority citizens.

Go ahead. I'm waiting...

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