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Funny! Well, to some of us, anyway. If you don't


Posted: Nov 25, 2009

think so, don't bother reading it.

 

As Thanksgiving approaches and the turkeys go from writing their bucket lists to brine buckets, we should all stop and realize that there is a lot to be thankful for. Here is Air America's top ten list of things every progressive should be smiling about.

10) A president who can form a coherent sentence, and answer serious questions without a perpetual smirk.

9) Lou Dobbs running for president, disproving the theory that he is a narcissistic, arrogant, entitled demagogue who believes that he is of ultimate importance to everyone in the country. 

8) The Internet, where within minutes we can pull up footage of Rudy Guiliani saying literally the opposite of what he said just several years ago about holding terrorist trials in New York.

7) Ron Regan, who can keep his cool while speaking to a person accusing President Obama of being a terrorist while the rest of us just smash our heads against the keyboard.

6) China for vaccinating pandas for H1N1, and having the highest credit-card limit on the planet.

5) Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, who manage to take mind-numbing-hypocrisy, and turn it into gut-busting-laughter, until Gingrich or Kristol show up and turn it into frantic-channel-changing.

4) Alan Grayson, who is still telling it like it is every single chance he gets. Who wouldn't love to bring that guy to turkey dinner at your conservative in-laws' house?

3) Glenn Beck and DVR, saving you the money and trouble of going out to buy a bottle of Absinthe.

2) Sarah Palin for her new book Going Rogue.

1) Michael Steele, who is probably secretly working for the Democrats.

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LOL! Thanks so much for my first Thanksgiving chuckle. (sm) - Nikki

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I hope you and your family have the best Thanksgiving ever!!

You too, Nikki, and everyone else as well! - Colleen

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it is late but home it was great. Hope everyone finds some great deals on Black Friday.

Yikes! I'm not going out on Black Friday. (sm) - Nikki

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I think I'll wait for "Internet Monday" (or whatever it's called). LOL!

My daughter was supposed to be going shopping at 5:00, but she texted me about an hour ago (4:30 a.m.) and said the only place she was going was back to bed! LOL!

I'm glad you had a nice Thanksgiving. I had one of the best ones I've ever had. I couldn't get to my daughter's and she couldn't get here (they had dinner with my son-in-law's mother), but I had all the ingredients to cook a nice turkey dinner, so I invited a new friend I met in my new apartment building (and her dog), and she brought a friend of hers, and it was all very nice. (Her friend left for a brief time, and when he came back, he had an empty container in his hands and asked if he could have some stuffing to take home. He said it was the best dressing he ever tasted, which, of course, was a big compliment to me, since I made it from scratch. I had so much left over (I used two loaves of bread) and had asked him to take some home with him, but he declined and then changed his mind, obviously.

Like I said, it was a great day, and I'm very thankful for my family and friends, including my internet friends.

Well, that made a lot of sense. How do you know - if its funny if you dont read it?!

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ps..You think Obama will EVER complete a sentence without an "uhhh"?..doubt it. -at least not without the telemprompter to read.

Personally, I think Obama does fine with a teleprompter. - Colleen

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Not sure why that is such an issue for some, but whatever.

When I stated it was funny, to some of us and if not, don't read it, I was referring to those people who see similar posts from me and respond with comments like "why bother? We know who posted it. We already know it is not funny" and remarks of that type. They know who they are. If you want to read it, fine. I hope you find it funny. I just have no intention of reacting to the drive-by variety of personal attacks anymore.

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