A community of 30,000 US Transcriptionist serving Medical Transcription Industry
Can we assemble a multi-course menu of diseases and symptoms? (My vote would be preferably withOUT getting scatological, being as I'm pretty sure all of us here are older than 8, or 10, or whatever that age is.)
I'll start off the menu with a nice word salad!
;CRUDITES:
Cauliflower Ear
Celery-Stick Sign
Carrot-Shaped Medulloblastoma Nuclei
HOT APPETIZERS:
Scapular Wings (with Choice of Ranch Dressing or Sterile Bulky Dressing)
Sausage digits
SOUP COURSE:
CABG soup
SALAD COURSE:
Word salad with 14-French dressing
CHOICE OF ENTREES:
Fatty Liver with Onions
Chickenpox Cordon Bleu
Floating Ribs
w/Hot Potato Voice
DESSERTS:
Omental Cake with Chocolate Cyst Frosting
Peau d’Orange Sorbet
AFTER-DINNER DRINKS:
Café au Lait Spots
Irish Coffeegrounds
Port Wine Stain