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If an alien from another planet showed up at your door
Posted: Aug 16, 2012
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If he's in a white coat, I'd tell him to "take me away, ha, ha" - nm
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Id teach him to type good and fast and then I would - make him my slave.
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I would tell him to phone home and then slam the - door shut. nm
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Id say, "How you doin?" - and flash my baby blues!
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I'd hand him my vacuum cleaner and ask - "Do you know how
[ In Reply To ..]to use one of these?" and pray the answer was "Yes."
You know where your vacuum cleaner is?? You must be a - good housekeeper. nm
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LOL! Of course! It's in the closet where my - husband keeps it!
[ In Reply To ..]He's a good man and deserves a break with the vacuuming, LOL!
I'd say take me away green-guy, I've had about all - I can take of this place. NM
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