comedy speech regognition

I would suggest that not only our leaders but every citizen of USA should pay attention to this advice. How scary is that? It is a sad day when a Communist Leader makes more sense than our LEADERS here in the U.S.A., but here it is! Vladimir Putin's speech - SHORTEST SPEECH EVER. Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, addressed the Duma, (Russian Parliament), and gave a speech about the tensions with minorities in Russia: "In Russia, live like ...

can you be entertained and get paid for it?! "This patient was having a chest full of liquor without a stupid nurse"...sounds like a party to me! ...

The only way to see the "posterior aspect" of a shin is surgically!!! ...

Real life comedy......always something in my house!! My hubby left to go get his monthly haircut. An hour later he calls and tells me he's in Wal-Mart and about to buy some Wahl hair clippers. He said since he wears his hair so short, even a monkey could cut his hair. Well, I told him, "Hon, we don't own a monkey, so go put those clippers back". ...

Obama not funny. Sad, actually. ...

Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht t ...

I'm not a member of the Tea Party and didn't even know about this website until a leftwing extremist posted about it. (Thanks for that, BTW.) I remain a moderate Republican, but I do enjoy a good cup of tea every now and then! ...

has written and produced this hilarious spoof on the disastrous Iran Nuclear Deal. In his trademark style, Zucker skewers the deal’s primary architects – President Obama, Hillary Clinton and John Kerry warns of the possible “Side Effects” that may result from the absurd agreement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNvHAjcHAvs ...

Normally, when we get a press release from a local theater company about its latest work, the press release includes, you know, the name of the play. But Philly theater company Lightning Rod Special bucked that trend this week went they sent us a notice announcing its musical comedy about abortion, which debuts in August at the Painted Bride. “We were going with ‘Fetus Chorus,’” explains co-creator Alice Yorke, pictured below. “But there were a lot of mixed feelings about it. The ...

http://www.c-spanvideo.org/clip/4353213 ...

I'm confused on all the time stamps and tagging with these HITs. I also couldn't get the audio to play on the test. Is anybody working for Speech Ink successfully? ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk ...

I'm surprised no one on this board commented on it yet. I watched it and he seems pretty pi$$ed. I just hope he really means what he said this time. As he said, it is his responsibility. Maybe now he will stop blaming the former administration and focus on being a president instead of a puppet. The only problem I see is that talk is cheap. Implementation of what his plans are for the terrorist problem has yet to be seen. I did miss the press conference between Homeland Security ...

This is a local story. The man's son was killed in Iraq in 2006. Please read the story then click on links to the videos and watch. I think it's outrageous. http://www.wgal.com/news/22469665/detail.html ...

Speech: Cardiac politics. Dictated: Colonic polyps. Speech: Remote white arthritis. Dictated: Rheumatoid arthritis. Speech: My concern is that she is on a dentist. Dictated: My concern is that she is on Evista. Speech: Status post total knee of the pregnancy. Dictated: Status post total knee arthroplasties. Speech: She does have the typical COPD feces. Dictated: She does have the typical COPD facies. Speech: She is known for minimizing her conception. Dictated: She is known for minimi ...

The official transcript relates: There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me — because they want to give something back. They know they didn’t — look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there. It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. Le ...

I come on this board once in a while to get some lighted mood with a good joke or two and all I find are speech rec foibles. I don't think they are "funny." I think it is pretty sad, actually. Nothing is humerous about how the speech recordings screw up. Lets get some good old fashioned jokes on here once, like it USED to be. JMO. No flaming allowed. ...

So, Ryan is up there whining about the GM plant that closed in his home town and how that's all Obama's fault. News flash: That plant closed in 2008 before Obama took office. I think I counted about 12 lies during that speech. Awesome candidate. ...

This was deleted so I am reposting it. Trashing Muslims is wrong. Trashing Americans is right. (who knew) http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2013/05/doj-social-media-posts-trashing-muslims-may-violate-civil-rights/ ...

Hmmm, I wonder why? ...

The speech wreck engine offered up "California." The dictator actually said "schizophrenia." Sometimes, truth can be found in the oddest places.... And I live in California, so I can say that! Discuss among yourselves; I have work to do. Yes, I have work. :) ...

Just saw this story on CBS this morning, about a woman paramedic who was fired from her job because she made disparaging comments about her supervisor on Facebook. The court ruled in HER favor! ...

I missed it... what'd ya'll think? Anything new or the same BS politico rhetoric? ...

My fellow Americans.....this isn't my fault. I inherited this from Bush. Although I'm well into my first term, this still isn't my fault. Now congress is to blame. I want to spend...I'm sorry...I mean...invest money in public sector jobs because the unions contribute to my campaign and I want to make sure that I support union jobs while making things harder in the private sector. Republicans are evil. The rich...even though I'm rich... ...

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/edcetera/2013889257_turn_down_the_hate_speech.html ...

Aren't you glad they still need us around to fix things? Dictator: She has a warm, er, cold compress on her forehead. Period. ASR typed: She has a warm, or cold, breast on her head for a period. Dictator: Morbid obesity. AST typed: More will be seen. ...

http://factcheck.org/2011/04/factchecking-obamas-budget-speech/ ...

DICTATED: Hep C cirrhosis. SPEECH RECOGNITION TYPED: Pepsi cirrhosis. Boy am I in trouble! I'm a Pepsi girl! LOL ...

comedy speech regognition

What did the doctor originally say? - nm

obviously he felt fine until he ate a baloney sandwich - nm

LOL - That's funny. Thanks for sharing - Poster you replied to - sm

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