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My real life comedy.........
Posted: Nov 21, 2009
Real life comedy......always something in my house!!
My hubby left to go get his monthly haircut. An hour later he calls and tells me he's in Wal-Mart and about to buy some Wahl hair clippers. He said since he wears his hair so short, even a monkey could cut his hair. Well, I told him, "Hon, we don't own a monkey, so go put those clippers back".
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Very cute and clever! : ) - elaine
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