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I don't know what's going on in my dictation, but if I had to take a wild guess, I'd say the dictator is getting down and dirty with someone... hmm. I mean it's hard enough to understand him, but the hesitations, the um, um, um's, grunting and huffing and muffled extra voice is making it harder! (no pun intended!!) ...

30K dead voters registered in the state of North Carolina. Good thing we want to get rid of photo ID to vote. I'd hate to discriminate against the DEAD people who are voting at elections. There is obvious proof of voter fraud and yet it is amazing people can't see that. 30K in ONE STATE!!!! ...

that 6 million Americans, most likely middle class, will be hit by the Obamacare Tax. It's a good thing Obama wants to help the middle class, eh? ...

See this Youtube vid of Obama speech clips. Interesting...but then, we all knew he was just a broken record. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZgQhnNRSuw&feature=player_embedded#! ...

"Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of Obama. It will be called the 'Union Worker.' You can't fire it." ...

this morning, total Trump supporter, high school acquaintance, said that liberals don't own pets, only Republicans. Said liberals had no compassion and wouldn't take care of an animal. Alternative facts and universe. You Trump fans don't believe this, do you? ...

just found out that some friends of ours are getting divorced and she is moving to a monastery in Utah because of this ? religion? cult? movement? Haven't had time to check into it further. TIA for any info! ...

New York Mayor Bill DiBlasio is providing city workers with counseling - yes, counseling for those who are upset about the Trump win. I didn't realize city workers were snowflakes too. How pitiful. Link ...

Guess the cop should have stood by and watched until this TERRORIST who was living off the taxpayer got too tired to slash any more students. I wonder what the students that were injured feel about this. This is one of the most outrageous things I've ever heard! Total racist, sick group! The Ohio State University student who allegedly ran over several students and stabbed others to defend Islam should not have been shot by police before he could hu ...

Any info on this company would be greatly appreciated. ...

that union members in WI are passing around a flyer with names of businesses who supposedly contributed to Walker and calling for a boycott of those businesses. My problem with this is that employers are the ones who hire employees who pay taxes who fund unions. Isn't that kinda like shooting themselves in the foot? Plus, do teachers not realize that some of the businesses they want to boycott may employ a parent of one of their students...but they are doing all this for t ...

HR4646 1% tax on all bank transactions HR4646 Watch for this AFTER November elections; remember this BEFORE you VOTE in case you think Obama's looking out for your best interest. 1% tax on all bank transactions HR 4646 This government just cannot think of enough ways to hurt the American people! I sure hope this dies!!!!! FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW! 1% tax on all bank transactions HR 4646 - ANOTHER NEW OBAMA TAX SLIPPED IN WHILE WE WERE ASLEEP. Checked this on snop ...

....scenario mentioned sometime in the last few days by one of the talking heads on TV: If Obama is reelected--therefore, no incumbent running next time--what if the two candidates (for the major parties) in 2016 were Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton???!!! Oh, blimey.....how could it happen that there are only two families in this whole country who keep producing presidential candidates?? :-D Seriously, though--that feels like way too much power in the hands of a very few, ev ...

It's called Neighbor.ly, and the premise is community-funded projects. You donate to what you would like to see built. I think this is a great way to bring communities together and get people involved. ...

I mailed a family (including some little friends, 2 girls) a huge box of Christmas goodies including all forms of candies, cookies, pretzels, and girlie things for the 8 and 10 year old I knew they liked. The box weighed almost 37 lbs. Know they got, their mother said so and she thanked me. I also sent her some money to buy gifts for her family as they had no gifts for the kids (there are 4 kids in this family). I had bought the little girls some jewelry boxes and necklaces with their names on t ...

I just moved into a new place a couple of months ago and haven't really gotten to know any of my neighbors except for a casual wave or "hello." This morning, one of my neighbors put some literature about a product she apparently sells on my door with a nice note to call her if I saw anything I'd like to sample. It's some skin care line called Votre Vu, supposedly all natural/organic and imported from France. Does anyone have any first-hand experience with this stuff and ...

http://www.aclu.org/blog/technology-and-liberty-national-security/police-documents-license-plate-scanners-reveal-mass ...

The worst, bar-none absolute WORST dictator on my primary account, was rattling along in his usual fashion, speaking into his armpit, when an overhead page interrupted. And do you know what he did? He actually . . . wait for it . . . he actually STOPPED TALKING until the overhead page was done. And that wasn't all. After that, he said, "Sorry about that overhead page," stuffed his head back into his armpit, and went on with the dictation. Perhaps the world did end and I didn't noti ...

No wonder I've never heard of her. We are from totally different walks of life and temperament. What she calls humor is really insulting and vulgar for the purpose attention-grabbing shock, especially against anyone conservative. Some people like that kind of thing, I guess. Not I. ...

Obama said Egypt was not an ally on purpose, in order to scare them into getting their act together. Really? Well, the terrorism goes on, so that didn't work so well for him. ...

morning news say, "Today Obama will emerge to address the blah, blah, blah". Reminded me of a rat emerging from his hole. Well, it sort of is........ ...

I assume that their republican governor will ask for disaster relief from Obama. I can only hope that she is as gracious towards Obama as Governor Christie was. ...

Archie from the Archie comic books this month... he actually gets murdered. Somehow this made me feel sad and shocked. Guess I'm losing my mind. ...

Calling Al Sharpton a reverend is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a chef. LOLOL ...

who thwarted the subway crazy attacker. ...

Is it because they haven't received their talking points memo yet? ...

He is going to run for President in 2012 and his new slogan is, get this... "The deficit is too da*n high!" He's on Scoreboard right now and I can't understand a word he's saying - he talks way too fast!! The debates just got a lot more interesting ;) ...

This is a website the Eric Cantor put up. It states: YouCut – a first-of-its-kind project - is designed to defeat the permissive culture of runaway spending in Congress. It allows you to vote, both online and on your cell phone, on spending cuts that you want to see the House enact. Vote on this page today for your priorities and together we can begin to change Washington's culture of spending into a culture of savings. Check it out! Also see the first and second week at the ...

This is an old one so you may have heard it.

I was just thinking about this joke! - : )

Thanks for posting! Can't wait to tell my kids this one. - nm

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